Subham Vora @VoraSubham

Log momos chaap roll ke sath diet coke pee rhe hai…Niceeeee

My brain at 8pm on a Sunday night: “If were a naan, would I be a Chur Chur naan or a garlic naan”?

it’s just money…it’s made up

Magoo PhD @HodlMagoo

2 months ago

The 2026 IPO trifecta — SpaceX, OpenAI, Anthropic — will need public markets to absorb roughly $450-750B of net new equity demand in 12 months. For three names. Anyone actually modeling where that capital is coming from?

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Sign off your emails with "Retards" instead of "Regards", to prevent others from telling that rest of email was written by AI. Follow me for more such life hacks.

indians ended up shoddily learning urbanism from dubai/middle east. babus park their cash in dubai so they travel there constantly and start importing that aesthetic back home. that’s why even the best parts of delhi/mumbai feel like a low budget copy of the gulf: barren layouts, ugly railings, awkward merges, concrete everywhere. the cope is that indian geo is dry - which is not true. pune, mumbai etc are tropical cities. bangalore, chennai etc can be very neatly designed around green canopy cover like singapore. the four asian tigers sg, hk, korea, taiwan evolved very differently. they learned from the brits in hong kong and from japan. british institutional ethos with japanese absolutism around execution and order. that’s why singapore is green and functional without the endless "oh it rains so we must have bad roads" cope of mumbai. all asian cities are green - kl, jakarta, manila... in a cope free world india would learn from singapore. invite their experts, have them help design better city layouts and hopefully push tech transfer around roads, drainage and urban planning. there's no point coping. learn from the best and build.

Artful Dodger @RahulChels

2 months ago

Wide unencroached footpaths. Landscaping not in the MIDDLE of the footpath. That's it. And we can't do it.

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holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

I predict a day will come when the queue at Rameshwaram Cafe Churchgate will collide with the queue at Benne Dosa Chowpatty and a war will start to decide which place has the more overpriced ghee Dosa ✨️

At Shree Jagannatha Temple, Puri, heavy rush and long wait times are inevitable realities. > The temple, built over 800 years ago, was never designed to handle such massive crowds inside. > With spiritual tourism at its peak across India, the number of devotees visiting Puri has increased sharply in recent years. > Unlike many other temples, the deities here are treated as living gods, with multiple daily rituals during which darshan must be paused. > When demand exceeds capacity, waiting is unavoidable. > Merely opening all four gates hasn’t solved the problem. What can help:👇 > The focus should be on creating a safer and more organized queue system inside the main temple (right now, it is chaotic as they enter in batches and people end up pushing each other). > There should be a comfortable waiting area for devotees during long wait times outside the temple > Install multiple electronic boards across the waiting areas to provide real-time updates on darshan status and ongoing proceedings. >Introduce pre-booked online slots for those who plan in advance, allowing them to avoid long queues. This is on plans now.

PE money knows where the hockey puck is going :) Zomato, Blinkit, Swiggy made ordering chips and coke easier at 2am. Same money now backs Apollo, Max, Manipal. UPF sales in India went up 40x from 2006 to 2019. First they fund the disease, then they fund the cure. Smart trade. I think Same even I wrote Tweet few weeks Ago x.com/Normal_2610/st… Economic Survey 2025-26 called obesity an economic risk for the first time. PM talked about it in Mann Ki Baat. But quick commerce is growing 40% yearly. Packaged food gets PLI money. So govt warns about obesity, also funds the business that makes it worse. Policy is confused. Wegovy costs 15,000 to 25,000 rupees a month. Mounjaro is 3500 a week. Rural women exercise just 3% they cannot afford these drugs. PE sees two India. Rich India gets weight loss injections. Poor India gets diabetes at 40. The gap will grow, not shrink. Long term investor focus here, read my this past tweet if yu feel i am Ranting :) x.com/Normal_2610/st…

Ritesh Jain @riteshmjn

5 months ago

There is a saying India will become obese before it becomes rich And China will become old before it becomes rich. Both becoming reality But you have to give it to private equity which saw this phenomenon much in advance and invested/ bought our the major part of Indian

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@megghhz I guess this is below Indira Nagar metro bridge

Odia is one of the oldest languages of India. People of #Odisha are very proud of their language and heritage. It’s rather central to their identity. And yet, during my stay of close to three decades here, I’ve never seen anyone mocked or mistreated over language. There’s a quiet grace in how they cherish their own and still welcome others with open arms.

Paneer ki sabji with a crispy butter naan fixes half of my life

Congratulations to Warren Buffet on a stellar run at Berkshire Hathaway. Tomorrow the financial influencers will make reels saying he reached his FIRE number at 94 years.

@grok what is the gdp of India

jab mile thodi fursat, khudse kar le mohabbat hai tujhe bhi izazat, kar le tu bhi mohabbat ~ in dino (life in a metro)

Nikhil Kamath actually wanted to be a therapist but was forced into stock broking by this capitalist society

A sure-shot way to lose weight is to stay and eat at a hostel or PG😁😁

Snickers is just chikki who went abroad for higher studies

In today's India, especially in a corporate setup, it is very important to learn good English. Because with good English you can get away with almost anything. Let's take MamaEarth earnings call this quarter for example. What they actually wanted to say was, "We dumped too much stock to our distributors, which resulted in their expiry, which we then had to write off. Now our distributors are quitting, we have no idea where our products are being sold and we need to do something". But instead they said, "The slowdown can be attributed to a One time inventory correction and a strategic shift and transition from a super stockist model to a direct distribution model in order to give real time visibilty of inventory" This sounds so good that you actually think a big, strategic transformation is underway. You may even buy their shares. All thanks to good English. In India, good English can easily get you out of trouble. So friends, learn to speak Good English.