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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
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Nothing screams civilisation like firing missiles over whose ancestors peed near a hill first #ThailandCambodia
Tom Cruise treats gravity like a polite suggestion
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Ideally? In a cottage, far from this nonsense, making jam and avoiding people
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Just one minor heartbreak away from reading Atomic Habits and starting gym again
I relate to Oppenheimer. I too make one decision and spend years watching everything around me implode.
Being a perfectionist and a procrastinator so you are constantly worried about the quality of work you haven't even started
Modern dating tip: fall in love with someone who's already divorced. Her ex is still paying for half her lifestyle
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Nike ads, 2021 vs 2025:
Did it make you feel powerful when you ended things with 'You deserve better' like you weren't the problem?
Imagine surviving a tech winter, only to be iced out by a Coldplay concert
My toxic trait is thinking a cup of coffee will solve deeply rooted existential dread
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