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happy indigenous peoples' day to kristopher hyatt the original jacob black who refused to cut his hair 🫶🏾

@AidanCTweets I know it’s a detail, but Mermaids are not a clinic, they are a charity who only offer support. They are literally looking to bully a children’s charity!!!!

@roramdin low-key goated word choice when the vibe isn't being in the clutches of some troublesome charlatan or some other unsavory foe💯💀

This isnt allowed to blow up if it shows up on his FB I'm fucked

True

Fuck it, you can parry nukes now

girl in my theater was rizzing up her date by pretending to be willa wonka during the trailers which seemed like a difficult gambit but when the girl she was with giggled at her going "scratch that, reverse it 🤓☝️" i knew i was watching a real professional at work in front of me

What they won't tell you in any cooking class is that to make the meal really tasty, you have to offer a sacrifice to The Gap

twitter glitched and played the audio for two videos at once and im obsessed with this lmao

WHO TOOK OUR X

"my son turned out fine" your daughter would rather reveal her deepest and most intimate fears, wishes, hopes, dreams, troubles, and whole body to random strangers online than tell you about a single emotion she has ever felt

After looking at the comments, I take back everything I’ve ever said about reddit atheists.

@ItsMapleDoe mmm hard for me on this honestly, im fine with people being trans but i personally just wouldnt date someone who is trans, idk why it just isnt something for me is all, id still be their friend just fine though

How much you tipping this dasher?

@petcheetottv you are not alone in this. this is SO confusing for Autistic people in general, let alone as kids who haven’t had enough time to decode the true meanings of this stuff. we take almost everything at face value until we know better

if you don’t end up cleaning that day they come home and say, “you didn’t think that with any of your time today you could have helped out?” and you say, “you didn’t ask me, just ask me next time” but then get the classic, “okay smart ass, you don’t have to be so literal” ???

@alex_d_burns @Gadfly333 @KatyMontgomerie

He's good. Timed everything perfectly. Well done

@kwtx We have to get all these old white men out of office, these old dogs aren’t capable of learning new culture.

@kwtx Hyper fixating on other peoples genitalia is sooo creepy 😂😂 i wish they put this much energy into their actual jobs.