Zak Hansen @VP_of_volcanoes

more heart than brains El Paso, TX Joined June 2012

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Cassie Pritchard (again) @hecubian_devil

8 months ago

👀 @cieXa

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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪🔪 @murderxbryan

9 months ago

I think it’s fine for movies to have sex scenes as long as it says “may cause hard on or wet puss” on a disclaimer at the beginning

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Lead Actor from Pixar’s Sodas @ByYourLogic

6 years ago

I love when Drake raps about how people will act when he’s “gone” cause it implies he’ll be shot for rapping about girls unfollowing him

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Zak Hansen @VP_of_volcanoes

9 months ago

Fucked around. Found out.

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9 months ago

jigsaw is so fucking snatched. slay.

SAW @Saw

9 months ago

jigsaw is so fucking snatched. slay.

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Zak Hansen @VP_of_volcanoes

9 months ago

farmer, secretary, incel with a matrix profile pic. which way, modern man?

GINO @realgino_

9 months ago

farmer, secretary, incel with a matrix profile pic. which way, modern man?

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suzi @suzal__

9 months ago

Yo necesito some fuckin top

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Zak Hansen @VP_of_volcanoes

9 months ago

not my funky ass tripping balls at the tamale spot

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Zak Hansen @VP_of_volcanoes

9 months ago

This is why I moved to Miami — to rent a boat to hang out with a gaggle of unfuckable dullards and drink mid-tier scotch (chilled?)

Dustin @dustinvarano

9 months ago

This is why I moved to Miami — to rent a boat to hang out with a gaggle of unfuckable dullards and drink mid-tier scotch (chilled?)

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KFOX14 News @KFOX14

9 months ago

“unexplained”

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Zak Hansen @VP_of_volcanoes

9 months ago

Socialist Agenda for 7/19/23 1. Bananas: Pro Or Con? 2. Podcasts I Don’t Like and the CIA That Funds Them 3. Solidarity (postponed)

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Rather than better myself, I @GarlicCorgi

a year ago

Icelandic word for hamburger looks like those Tumblr jokes where they misspell stuff in a funny way

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Seeking Derangements @SSDERANGEMENTSS

a year ago

Respect Few ✅ Fear None 🙅🏻‍♂️ Suck Thousands 🫡

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Tim Pool @Timcast

a year ago

https://t.co/uEyHR77yeq

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'Whack' with a silent H @WhackNicholson

a year ago

Don't most guns have triggers?

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michael @FilledwithUrine

a year ago

for someone with a praise kink you would think you wouldn’t be so bad at everything

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Win Rammstein’s Money @Visiblystupid

a year ago

Clifford the big red pawg

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Samanthaaaa @Samanthaaaachan

a year ago

Now we're fucking talking newscientist.com/article/234856…

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Petty Boop🌹 @OrganicChola

2K Followers 906 Following 🫀Organic Chola🥀An Emotional Gangster🎲Big Dawg Dess🖤 Part time Sad Girl, full time Chingona 🦋

JR 🤌🏾 @lt_danzig

181 Followers 178 Following Writer, guitarist Some kind of smart guy 🤌🏾 means I make only the spiciest meatballs

mijita @dananoel777

394 Followers 637 Following laughing with a mouth of blood

Hurricane Amanda✨ @AmandaAmplified

300 Followers 401 Following This isn’t where I parked my car.

The Las Cruces Sun-News. Your source for news, sports, politics, business and entertainment in Doña Ana County and the Mesilla Valley.

Las Cruces Sun-News @CrucesSunNews

36K Followers 1K Following The Las Cruces Sun-News. Your source for news, sports, politics, business and entertainment in Doña Ana County and the Mesilla Valley.

Pinky 🌹 @yourpinky52518

25 Followers 5K Following your fav 🎶 music 🎧 junkie 🎵 follow my main: @pinkyb00ty

Maude 💘 @maudecoco14414

59 Followers 5K Following your fav 5'2 whore 🙈 follow my main: @xMaudeHottie

AfroChuco @ChucoAfro

3 Followers 18 Following Sergio roofied me to switch my phone, the phone you saw me throw was not mine. I wasn't drunk and I remember everything.

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80 Followers 5K Following

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93 Followers 175 Following We’re about as happy as we make our minds up to be.

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Kat 𓍊☽◯☾𓋼.. @kittysostoned

4K Followers 1K Following stop expecting things of me im literally just a girl • • • ♋︎ ♈︎ ♍︎ || no thoughts just meow meows 𖤐

Amber Baca @amberbocka

106 Followers 113 Following I retweet funny things cause I'm not funny

Petty Boop🌹 @OrganicChola

2K Followers 906 Following 🫀Organic Chola🥀An Emotional Gangster🎲Big Dawg Dess🖤 Part time Sad Girl, full time Chingona 🦋

JR 🤌🏾 @lt_danzig

181 Followers 178 Following Writer, guitarist Some kind of smart guy 🤌🏾 means I make only the spiciest meatballs

mijita @dananoel777

394 Followers 637 Following laughing with a mouth of blood

Hurricane Amanda✨ @AmandaAmplified

300 Followers 401 Following This isn’t where I parked my car.

Las Cruces Sun-News @CrucesSunNews

36K Followers 1K Following The Las Cruces Sun-News. Your source for news, sports, politics, business and entertainment in Doña Ana County and the Mesilla Valley.

Done Tam @done_tam

129 Followers 142 Following Fotos y videos explícitos 💦 Solo revisa mi Fansmine y suscríbete Disfruta de mi acceso gratuito👇

Virika Suicide @virikasuixide

3K Followers 27 Following Suicide Girl Oficial Mexicana🔞Contenido explícito 🔞 https://t.co/NIhJg5VBR9

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6K Followers 94 Following Checkout all my links 👀✨

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38K Followers 151 Following 18+ only! look at my booty 🥰 adorkable gremlin 💙 ✨️Top 1% creator 😈 🌱 https://t.co/2nSZbTB95k 🌱

kitty ♡ @spo0pykitten

547K Followers 266 Following 🔞 • just a silly gal who cosplays sometimes • 🇵🇭 • 🦂♐️♋️♒️🐈‍⬛✨ • personal twt: @notspo0py

Hanako Elizabeth @hanakoelizabeth

224 Followers 27 Following Aspiring 🍓

eleanor @snitchery

540K Followers 891 Following “fanged, degenerate, blue-hair e-thot”

EL HIJO DE TITO Y FIFA!!WRITER/PRODUCER/COMEDIAN. #PPP MLBG 👹👹👹 BX ALL DAY & TOMORROW!! @VICTORYLIGHTPOD IS THE FUTURE!! @7pmInBrooklyn 🔥 #RIPCEET #RIPNEZ

THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO

321K Followers 847 Following EL HIJO DE TITO Y FIFA!!WRITER/PRODUCER/COMEDIAN. #PPP MLBG 👹👹👹 BX ALL DAY & TOMORROW!! @VICTORYLIGHTPOD IS THE FUTURE!! @7pmInBrooklyn 🔥 #RIPCEET #RIPNEZ

cyndi @_cyyndaquil

53K Followers 5K Following @isaiahrashad fan acct. pisces, cambodian, mom // pfp by @BeachBoogeyman

Beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness

New novel CUCKOO out 6/11/24 from Tor Nightfire

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Repped by @dreamoforgonon

Gretchen Felker-Marti.. @scumbelievable

31K Followers 651 Following Beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness New novel CUCKOO out 6/11/24 from Tor Nightfire pfp by @theomayscough Repped by @dreamoforgonon

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178K Followers 945 Following welcome to Katie World

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1.3M Followers 27 Following ig: senyamarin // sc: senyamarinn // twitch: senyahardin // member of @gloomegirl 💗

Columnist at the Washington Post. Opinions my own. Email me: Megan.McArdle -at- https://t.co/0v35DOybb0 Buy my book, The Up Side of Down https://t.co/awicv1MdkX

Megan McArdle @asymmetricinfo

97K Followers 681 Following Columnist at the Washington Post. Opinions my own. Email me: Megan.McArdle -at- https://t.co/0v35DOybb0 Buy my book, The Up Side of Down https://t.co/awicv1MdkX

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752K Followers 110 Following The link you're looking for 👇

Kat 𓍊☽◯☾𓋼.. @kittysostoned

4K Followers 1K Following stop expecting things of me im literally just a girl • • • ♋︎ ♈︎ ♍︎ || no thoughts just meow meows 𖤐

Devin 🌱 Thomas O'S.. @devintoshea

3K Followers 1K Following writing in @jacobin, @thenation, @slate, @proteanmag, @chicagoqreview — he/him — rep: @erikhane

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358K Followers 14 Following https://t.co/EIK9tFjK0U 🩷 the best daily content 😌👇🏼

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202K Followers 89 Following catalyst of change | masters in psychology & neuroscience. epigenetic research

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8K Followers 1K Following self proclaimed psycho ⭐️ private @sux_leo

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445K Followers 859 Following car enthusiast | lame gamer | 4’10 lol | egirl (ᐢ⸝⸝– ̫ –⸝⸝ᐢ)

Nerdy girl living life like an MMORPG 🏹 watch me do random stuff to gain exp. Lv 27 | Class: Merchant | view my wares ➡️ https://t.co/exw2q8Y4eu

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜�.. @ChancoCat

280K Followers 844 Following Nerdy girl living life like an MMORPG 🏹 watch me do random stuff to gain exp. Lv 27 | Class: Merchant | view my wares ➡️ https://t.co/exw2q8Y4eu

Congressman for #NY16. Life long educator. Former middle school principal. Causing good trouble. Fighting for jobs and education, not bombs and incarceration.

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352K Followers 3K Following Congressman for #NY16. Life long educator. Former middle school principal. Causing good trouble. Fighting for jobs and education, not bombs and incarceration.

Educator. Activist. Senior Fellow at @RacePowerPolicy. Former Ohio State Senator & Professor. National surrogate Bernie Sanders 2016, National Co-Chair 2020.

Nina Turner @ninaturner

614K Followers 7K Following Educator. Activist. Senior Fellow at @RacePowerPolicy. Former Ohio State Senator & Professor. National surrogate Bernie Sanders 2016, National Co-Chair 2020.

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11K Followers 713 Following ig: milkheavenss | $50 if you want me to respond to your dm $emoxrevival

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109 Followers 10 Following AI is your frand 😅

My name is Jamelle Bouie. @nytopinion columnist. Co-host of @UnclearPod. Upgrade your grey matter, ‘cuz one day it may matter.

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457K Followers 1K Following My name is Jamelle Bouie. @nytopinion columnist. Co-host of @UnclearPod. Upgrade your grey matter, ‘cuz one day it may matter.

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302K Followers 906 Following New special ‘FAT RASCAL’ only on Netflix! Listen to the @stavvysworld podcast available everywhere

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Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers

54K Followers 516 Following Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.

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224 Followers 212 Following The only BS I want in my life is bags and shoes

Host & producer of the @QAApod, MANCLAN & PERVERTS podcasts / https://t.co/cgD9nMmEoZ / https://t.co/sSoGHhxS2A / dj mixes: https://t.co/GDUnun0Zjf

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36K Followers 671 Following Host & producer of the @QAApod, MANCLAN & PERVERTS podcasts / https://t.co/cgD9nMmEoZ / https://t.co/sSoGHhxS2A / dj mixes: https://t.co/GDUnun0Zjf

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169K Followers 5K Following Media reporter @washingtonpost. Author of "Trust the Plan," a book on QAnon out now. Email: will.sommer -at- https://t.co/ScXlxKhvrq. Signal: willsommer.38.

Sierra Jade @jadedsierra

12K Followers 196 Following aspiring anal goddess.

Alex Jonas @_arekusandora

2 weeks ago

Guys should I bring her back for arc?

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kimmyG_ @kimmyG_

3 months ago

feeling like cookie i gotta put me first luscious

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kimmyG_ @kimmyG_

4 months ago

Either you fuck with me or you dont IDGAF 😂

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🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust @crulge

7 months ago

FUCK Night of the Hunter was so good. So menacing!!! I’ve never been scared by a Code movie before. The lighting—perfect. I had no idea James Agee wrote it. Between Let Us Now Praise Famous Men and “it’s a hard world for little things” that man is a titan of American literature

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noah kulwin @nkulw

7 months ago

There are some people on here with a fiercer dedication to positive portrayals of Democrats than the USSR to socialist realism, and I think that’s beautiful

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Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable

7 months ago

Uwe Boll is yelling at me for saying his movies suck and he sucks.

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noah kulwin @nkulw

7 months ago

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Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable

7 months ago

I've muted the SKINAMARINK post, but I don't think I've ever been closer to quitting this site than I was last night when every super genius with a keyboard was trying to explain the ABCs of filmmaking to me.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable

7 months ago

I love both my horrible children equally

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Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable

7 months ago

Don't try this amateur hour terf bullshit with me

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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪🔪 @murderxbryan

8 months ago

Would you ask this guy to dj your wedding? (I will dj your wedding for a low price)

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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪🔪 @murderxbryan

8 months ago

I shoulda been in limp bizkit

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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan🔪🔪🔪 @murderxbryan

8 months ago

This is the Bryan that dj’d his sisters wedding reception. Now you can see how it was her fault for asking me to do it

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Cassie Pritchard (again) @hecubian_devil

8 months ago

I’m hanging out with a bunch of people I’ve never met before and one was like “nothing about you gives neurotypical. It gives tizzy tis tis, to be honest”