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Social media influenza. Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale methamphetamine production. Keep It Unreal. #GlazersJustFuckOff Joined August 2022-
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Diego Maradona doing cocaine on the pitch 🤣
What do Joško Gvardiol, Erling Haaland, Julian Alvarez, Christopher Nkunku & Konrad Laimer all have in common? All five players were recommended to #MUFC by Ralf Rangnick - back in 2022! United made a big mistake by rejecting his advice.
You'd only need to change 4 results and Ferguson would have 6 CL titles. We can do this all day.
Anybody else enjoy Harry Kane's post match interview with German twang?! #FCBRMA
The Big Reds* 2022/23 hymn sheet #ynwa
Man United have loads of celebrity supporters - but not many people know that Dr Dre is also a fan! Here's mancununian cinematographer @MrHustleMCR presenting the Great Man with a signed #MUFC jersey back in 2015 😎
Man United have loads of celebrity supporters - but not many people know that Dr Dre is also a fan! Here's mancununian cinematographer @MrHustleMCR presenting the Great Man with a signed #MUFC jersey back in 2015 😎
Mo Salah vs Jurgen Klopp at #LFC training earlier 🥊 #DespicableMe
🅦🅘🅛🅛🅨 .. @WillySalt
722 Followers 1K FollowingJ’dis @Jdis68680463
90 Followers 838 FollowingAntonio Caggiano 🇮.. @Zoroitaliano
411 Followers 963 Following there's nothing more beautiful than to support the teams that represent your identity :)🏴�.. @mines_a_pint_
108 Followers 188 Following If you don't laugh you'll cry, so say the weird things out loud and don't give a shiny shit what anyone else thinks.Lord Banter @EDhillon95
245 Followers 941 FollowingDiego @diego89789356
10 Followers 367 FollowingMartin Banks @candonm15
2 Followers 235 Following🇵🇸♥️💚 @taha_3bdo22738
46 Followers 342 FollowingUmmagumma 🔰 @thewall2311
813 Followers 688 FollowingTupac Shakur @nzekwe_arinze
266 Followers 491 Following FREE MAZI NNAMDI KANU NOW BIAFRAEXIT FROM nigeria IS ALL WE ARE ASKINGGlyn Handley @Glynwith1n
399 Followers 847 Following Hard working family man. Sports fan. Ex armed forces.Politically neutral and very opinionated 🤷 MUFC since 1982 ❤ Private Acc due to my work.Dr Sheu @mwanawawamambo
911 Followers 2K Following A born again Christian|| A medical student || A huge cricket 🏏fanghuk @ghuk33
130 Followers 261 FollowingTom Kurus @AlepHakeem
308 Followers 465 Following Here to retweet cat posts, a little bit of politics, some other stuffs and a lot of #MUFC tweetsViki Drum 🥁 @IVictor17226
22 Followers 244 Following I am a drummer 🥁🥁, kindly follow me let reach 1k followers on this page.Key. 🔱 @k89c_
48 Followers 117 Following Former TVA Account Manager. Red Devils 🔱 || Raptors || Jays || 9ers. Denzel film addict.MUFC Global Red! @ManUnitedGlobe
12 Followers 73 Following Man United news, insight, intel and views, connecting with fans of the worlds biggest football club, from right across the globe. Follow me, follow back! #MUFCKaleb Cooper @Ka1coopxr
66 Followers 300 Following Obsessed Man United fan | Not delusional (I try not to be) | Rasmus Højlund lover 😍 | Bruno Fernandes enjoyer 🤩Brad Day @BradleyDay21
318 Followers 328 Following Lifelong Man United Fan 👹❤ TeamLH💜💛 #LH44 #MUFC #GGMUR @beerme_r
45 Followers 189 FollowingBelindaEddie @ruLv5mAY8h5822Y
4 Followers 250 Following智者͏🪡 @Tobynskii
528 Followers 435 FollowingPhill000 @PChikuel
527 Followers 992 FollowingGamorr▿ @georgebaaws
2K Followers 2K Following Cousin to Idorenyin, kryptonite to Audrey ♥, but that's not all; I am saving the other half for myself.✨💫 Ann💫 ✨ @annmutd
726 Followers 417 Following Sports fan @manutd 🇾🇪❤️🎾🏀 Fitness 🏃🏻♀️Here for the rants and giggles…. 🫣🤪Spor zamanı @SporSporzamani
457 Followers 3K Following Bu dertli dünyada birazda olsa kafanızı dağıttığınız yer. Takiplerimiz amacı sayfamıza davet amaçlıdır.The Last Ndoda Emadod.. @Kombo_Ren
969 Followers 562 Following Nothing matters & everything matters equally. The obstacle is the way!Pessi @Iownapeslikeyou
19 Followers 12 Following kindly hang yourself if your life is so miserable that you have to falsely accuse others of crime they didn't do.Нане Матов @unitedmkd101
1K Followers 1K FollowingStevie McGarry @StevieMcGarry85
346 Followers 1K Following Born and bred Mancunian dad of four. love of football,Darts & boxing .. And I rather watch paint dry than entertain cricket. 😂 @manutd fanMarwan @marwan27219568
98 Followers 2K FollowingMark H 🏴�.. @markhcymru
2K Followers 3K Following Manchester United season ticket holder, Wales fanatic Generally decent bloke....... Likes not necessarily an endorsement...Antonio Caggiano 🇮.. @Zoroitaliano
411 Followers 963 Following there's nothing more beautiful than to support the teams that represent your identity :)🏴�.. @mines_a_pint_
108 Followers 188 Following If you don't laugh you'll cry, so say the weird things out loud and don't give a shiny shit what anyone else thinks.Big Bucks @DonAllanito
512 Followers 712 Following BA Sociology. LLB👨⚖️ I'm not careless with the truth😎.Public interest🌍Socio-politics. Justice⚖️Development. Lover of Nature, Art, Music,Literature,Chess,LawUmmagumma 🔰 @thewall2311
813 Followers 688 FollowingHelen Mc1971 @mcmellon12
62 Followers 100 Following Manchester United fan who loves football, movies and photographyAlrightfans @alrightfans
42K Followers 1K Following Forza Ultras. Your Birds got her own snooker cue. Have a look👇🏻 years of really hard workTeach me.🇬🇧🇮.. @gently9969
48 Followers 46 Following Seeking that special lady. Im not a slut, but i might be for right lady, if i dont like you you've no chance,IrwIn but not Dennis @Irwinnotdennis
11 Followers 8 FollowingAbdhul Razak @razakabdhul871
178 Followers 849 FollowingHem @petalh3m
52 Followers 497 FollowingMUFC Global Red! @ManUnitedGlobe
12 Followers 73 Following Man United news, insight, intel and views, connecting with fans of the worlds biggest football club, from right across the globe. Follow me, follow back! #MUFCSwati Sharma @swateeshrma
355 Followers 442 Following Makeup| Beauty| PR| MUFC Fan [email protected] https://t.co/pBavtT4mwNBrad Day @BradleyDay21
318 Followers 328 Following Lifelong Man United Fan 👹❤ TeamLH💜💛 #LH44 #MUFC #GGMUEneh Chimdindu @Enehwisdom89760
955 Followers 2K Following Join the SOUL Drop campaign. Earn SOUL and future token airdrops! Download CARV Play app now via link or use referral code KACR2F. https://t.co/nryexe3huvGamorr▿ @georgebaaws
2K Followers 2K Following Cousin to Idorenyin, kryptonite to Audrey ♥, but that's not all; I am saving the other half for myself.Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck
53K Followers 6K Following "It pays to go with the union card everytime." - ZiggyClemmy @SanchoPanza78
211 Followers 3K Following I wrote for luck They sent me you I sent for juice You give me poision I hold the line You form the queueKoala Ackerman @alanzhoo
218 Followers 108 Following You have to leave something behind to go forward - Newton's Third LawThe Last Ndoda Emadod.. @Kombo_Ren
969 Followers 562 Following Nothing matters & everything matters equally. The obstacle is the way!PMZee @Nagey8
16K Followers 2K Following Living my life to the best of my abilities. Only way is up. #MUFC #SDAMkhitaryat @UTDhdyt
598 Followers 746 FollowingTom Kurus @AlepHakeem
308 Followers 465 Following Here to retweet cat posts, a little bit of politics, some other stuffs and a lot of #MUFC tweetsEntei @panjikj
1K Followers 763 Following Entei is believed to represent the passion of magma, and is claimed to be the bringer of the summer's warmth.🇸🇳Laideur Supr�.. @SnCv1011
505 Followers 94 Following Je suis le héros de ma vie mais le salopard dans la vie d'un autre #VTV 🤙🏽 🤫Denis Mulindwa @DenisMulin7407
78 Followers 729 Following The lucky ones die faster, supporting Manchester United is all I can do right❤️Pessi @Iownapeslikeyou
19 Followers 12 Following kindly hang yourself if your life is so miserable that you have to falsely accuse others of crime they didn't do.NOLU @Sxrv_X
866 Followers 631 Following Left-Wing Politics. But Right-Wing on the pitch. Rude, Satirical, Football-ism, Political Adherent, Red Tone, Chocoholic and... Don't Expect anything from me.@UtdHeisenberg_ Maradona does what the fuck he wants
OMEGA ( Official time-keeper for the 2024 Olympic games) has officially unveiled its new Countdown Clock at Port de la Bourdonnais, near the iconic beams of the Eiffel Tower. It will now track the hours, minutes, and seconds until the Opening Ceremony on July 26th, 2024
Pero, pero, pero…
Diego Maradona doing cocaine on the pitch 🤣
@Geoff1467 @UtdHeisenberg_ Cocaine gives you ball talent? Didn’t know
Ronaldo could never
Diego Maradona doing cocaine on the pitch 🤣
A king
Diego Maradona doing cocaine on the pitch 🤣
@UtdHeisenberg_ @finchdontflinch @jaipfly @Advani24 look what they've taken from us
It's okay, you were probably still an Arsenal fan back then, we understand ❤️
Sticking with the rules self imposed. No club badge then no buy. Black n yellow🤨🧐🇾🇪👊🏻
Would you take Olise at MUFC? 🤔💭
The Big Reds* 2022/23 hymn sheet #ynwa
Respect 🫡🙌🏻
A train driver gave food to this dog at the station. The dog remembered the train, & the engineer brought food regularly. It's worth seeing his joy. Someone cannot make every being happy, but kindness always makes a being happy.
He’s had 2 Hamstring injuries this year.
Would you take Olise at MUFC? 🤔💭
Bro what lmfaooo
Chris Simms is obsessed with #Raiders Brock Bowers body 💀 "The body I love. It's rare to see a white tight-end with that kind of legs and a**"