Jason Urgo @Urgo
Father, dabbler of the tech, video creation, social media, & crypto fields. Creator/CEO of @SocialBlade YouTube, Twitter, Twitch, Instagram, TikTok & more stats socialblade.com Raleigh, NC Joined January 2008-
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The feeling you get when you install a brand new operating system that just came out today and check for updates and there are none <3
Big shout out to @discord for breaking all sorts of records on YouTube. While we wait for the views on their loot box video to settle, we can share that in just one day they already made it to the top 300 list of all time most viewed videos on YouTube. WOW!
April Fools' Day is among us. Less then a day away from official start time. Some have already come in early. Have fun everyone and make sure you submit any websites you see running jokes this year to the website! aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com
Got to go inside a Tesla Cybertruck today! What do you think? youtube.com/watch?v=tcii4R…
Been testing Tesla Autopilot / FSD since 2015. It's been quite the ride. Today I got a copy of the latest V12 software (12.3) and while it's still not perfect, it's so close. For the first time in 9 years, today my car took a U-Turn on its own! Previously it would stop and…
Watch Starship’s third flight test → spacex.com/launches x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Well now I know. I have a serious case of revenge bedtime procrastination. Thanks ChatGPT! Freeeeedom!!!!
It looks like almost all of the FSD v12 installs thus far have been in California. Challenge to anyone that got it. Drive out of state. See what happens. Does it stop at the border? If not drive to NC and get us on the map. Lots of eager NC Tesla drivers waiting for the update :P
Hey can you help me win a Cybertruck? Just schedule a demo drive of a Tesla via this link and I'll be entered. Thank you :) ts.la/jason1090 You'll enjoy the drive too if you've never been in a Tesla. Use the link to get your Tesla too and you'll get 3 months of FSD for…
Eak! We're 16 now?! Happy Birthday to us! To celebrate I present you our very first logo from 2008 (I know..) and a teaser of our brand new redesigned website that will be arriving early this year!! Thank you to all of our supporters over the past 16 years and stay tuned!! <3
Just now, @elonmusk shared that Tesla will tentatively deploy Full Self-Driving (Beta) V12 to all eligible vehicles (400,000+) in the next few weeks!
*sigh* last week I uploaded a short to YouTube (and here) that included actual copyrighted music (in a very fair use way, to discuss the music) and that didn't get any claims, but today I uploaded a video (currently unlisted) using a creative commons 4.0 attribution licensed song…
Okay. I'm ready to test V12 now. You can send it over when you get a chance @Tesla_AI @Tesla @elonmusk and I'll get some valuable North Carolina testing done for you. Thank you and you're welcome in advance! :)
When listening to the new @GreenDay's Song "Father to a Son" I for the life of me couldn't figure out what it reminded me of, until it clicked. It's not exactly the same, but you gotta admit its close at least! Love the song either way!
Separation confirmed! The Peregrine commercial lunar lander, built by @astrobotic deploys from the #VulcanRocket's Centaur V upper stage and becomes the first mission successfully launched in @NASA's Commercial Lunar Payload Services (CLPS) initiative. bit.ly/vulcan_cert1
LIFTOFF of the first United Launch Alliance #VulcanRocket!
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@WholeMarsBlog Fixed in 12.4. The 12.3.x releases are very minor changes.
@SawyerMerritt 12.4 is a big release. Should arguably be 13.
hey @Urgo - I think of you & the twin every time I'm here
This is what it looks like behind the scenes when we have 100 contestants and 300 cameras haha
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2024.3.15 is slowly increasing a rollout to a bigger audience including Model 3 Highlands. teslafi.com/firmware.php?d…
@Starlink Could you take all the video from all 4000+ Starlink satellites, stitch them together, and create a real time 3D view of the earth?
View of the solar eclipse from a Starlink satellite on orbit
Big shout out to @discord for breaking all sorts of records on YouTube. While we wait for the views on their loot box video to settle, we can share that in just one day they already made it to the top 300 list of all time most viewed videos on YouTube. WOW!
Hello everyone, we've missed you dearly. Thank you for your patience and understanding while we've been away. We've appreciated the countless concerns and comments regarding our lack of presence here and our web service. We'll have good news to share soon. 👍
Reminder, X's new api requires $5000/mo for us to continue to auto tweet which is way out of budget for a once a year account. There have been about 30 more jokes posted since they cut us off so head over to aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com to see them and submit ones you find too!
For anyone interested, we're not making up these numbers either. We typically get around 200 give or take jokes a year. Free api usage allows for 50 tweets a day. Basic ($100/mo) gives 100 a day. You need pro to be able to tweet all our jokes :(
Looks like about 30 minutes ago we hit the new Twitter/X api posting limit for a day unless we pay them $5000. A bit out of our budget for this project so just head over to aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com for the new jokes as they get approved! (Sadly this post is not a joke)