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"Does My Bomb Look Big in This?" New Super-Sized Burqa Promises "to Conceal Even the Biggest Suicide Bomb" theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/does-m…
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National Trust to Install "Dunce Rooms" for White People at All Historic Properties “It’s important white people feel shame for their historic wrongdoings” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/nation…
Hamas Demands an Immediate Ceasefire in London “Armed thugs killing innocent civilians while Sadiq Khan does nothing? It must stop!” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/hamas-…
Brave Liberal Stuns X By Declaring “St George Was A Turkish Immigrant” “And fish and chips were Portuguese. Somebody had to be the first to say it!” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/brave-…
BBC: Israel to be renamed "Openly Jewish Israel" "It's time to end the confusion: Israel is, in fact, openly Jewish" theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/bbc-is…
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BBC: Saying 'I'm Not Racist!' Now Classed as Racist Denial of racism deemed “a classic red flag” in landmark tribunal theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/bbc-sa…
Non-binary Patient Who Demanded a Free Penis Has It Fitted to His Forehead Surgeon: “It just felt like the right thing to do” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/non-bi…
Adam & Steve to Replace Adam & Eve in Updated "Gay Bible" Three Wise Men’s gifts to include scatter cushions, moisturiser & scented candles theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/adam-s…
Dancing The Macarena Added To Police Induction Training “Ability to communicate with LGBTQ+ community vastly improved via the medium of dance” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/dancin…
Sadiq Khan to Install Pollution Sensors on Every London Child Minors to “monitor traffic fumes in real time to boost ULEZ network” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/sadiq-…
Olympics: Team GB to be Renamed Team LGBTQ+ Plus “all athletes will get a medal” to “avoid hurt feelings” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/olympi…
Middlesex University to be Renamed Intersex University Chancellor: “This is a non-binary solution, for a more inclusive campus” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/middle…
Company Slammed For Using Happy, White Heterosexual Couple In TV Advert OFCOM blasts: “This severe lapse of judgement cannot ever happen again” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/compan…
Feminists "Happy to Revert to Traditional Gender Roles" as WWIII Approaches “Actually, doing the dishes suddenly has a huge appeal” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/femini…
Ford Gives Classic "White Van" an LGBTQ+ Makeover New facelift “puts the trans into Transit” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/ford-g…
Universities That Intrinsically Hate White Men "Cannot Understand Record Low Numbers of White Men on Campus" NSU chief: “Was it something we said?” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/univer…
New Scottish Hate Crime Bill "Could Jail Every Foul-Mouthed Drunk or Junkie in Glasgow" SNP insider: “And, to be fair, that’s most of the population” theupperlip.co.uk/2024/04/new-sc…
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These are the innocent people of the Gaza. People rejoicing in the slaughter of Jews. People who spit on the bodies of murdered Jewish women and now watch replays for Lols.
Gaza this evening near the Shifa hospital. Public screening of video clips showing Hamas terrorists attacking IDF forces in northern Gaza. I don’t see any electricity shortage. Everybody’s with their cellphones, cheering to the clips.
No biggie, just open calls for genocidal destruction of the Jewish state on our capital city's public transport networks
Scream out "Smash the Zionist settler state" on the train. In case they weren't loud enough someone brought a drum.
.@GaryLineker when I attend the pro-Palestine protest in central London next weekend (as I have done every weekend) can you join me? I think it would be informative for you to see one of these ‘peaceful protests’ in person.
Oh no, Gary Lineker. How ever am I going to educate myself about the Middle East, domestic politics, the history of the 1930s-40s and which crisps to eat now?
Very good question. @mrjamesobrien WELL? @LBC
Caller Phones In To James O’Brien’s Mystery Hour On LBC And Asks “Why Are You Such A Tosser?” theupperlip.co.uk/2023/10/caller…
I'd be here all day answering that question for him! 😂🤣😂
Caller Phones In To James O’Brien’s Mystery Hour On LBC And Asks “Why Are You Such A Tosser?” theupperlip.co.uk/2023/10/caller…
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Caller Phones In To James O’Brien’s Mystery Hour On LBC And Asks “Why Are You Such A Tosser?” theupperlip.co.uk/2023/10/caller…
And there it is…mask gone.
Israel has forfeited any right to exist. google.com/amp/s/news.sky…
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