University of Leamington Spa @UniOfLeamington
We’re invested in you almost as much as you’ve had to invest in us Joined July 2020-
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We’re the only university that advertises our Reinforced Autoclaved Aerated Concrete, which runs throughout the campus and into the chemical storage lake out the back
#MyTwitterAnniversary it’s been 3 years and they still haven’t shown me how to lock my computer.
We would like to remind all students and teachers that suitable clothing should be worn during examinations, due to last year’s infamous incident we have added “no Donald ducking it because you like to raw dog the seat” to the exam Code of Conduct (p16 para4)
So many burst pipes on campus lol hope nobody left anything important in their rooms
As the social media manager for this account, when Twitter goes I’m just going to have a few images open of old tweets on my computer and hope nobody at the university finds out. In for the grift, Becki (BA Dance if anyone is hiring) Xxx
The competition for the new student logo should be closing shortly, so send your ideas in. And once again just a reminder that the current logo was a symbol for peace in Hinduism. We really wish our history department had picked up on any other historical significance
Didn’t realise the internet was down for 2 months, apologies for all students who got an F on digitally submitted dissertations. You still have to resit next year obvs. Soz, Liam in Maintenance
From next year the Government has decided the below degrees of no value and will unfortunately be axed: - Beaver cosmetics - The Odd Numbered Star Trek Movies - France 2 - Climate Change: How To Fix It - Fish Jenga - Erotic Fiction of Tolkien - Eggs
Okay with no Education Secretary we think we can put through a bunch of First-Class Honours without much inspection, get your dissertations over to Pam in the office by tomorrow. No taking the piss though if you were on for a 3rd you can have a 2:1.
50% off graduation gowns with limited traces of asbestos, check the UoLS app for details
Our reminder to all lecturers Naked Sessions are not a thing, please report any staff attempting this not naming any names Mr Arnold
Looks like a scorcher this week so don’t forget to take weapons with you for the monthly cold water release we’ll be doing at the pump today. Also UoLS hoodies half price in the shop.
Looks like it’s gonna be a hot one this weekend and yet we will still receive complaints from those accommodation halls with no windows, just wall holes. Entitled generation.
A lot of moaning about the flooding in accommodation hall C, but ask yourself what if it was acid or raw sewage? Perspective, people
All members of Campus security have now been trained to spot the difference between our students and 2 children from the school next door on top of each other in a long coat. We are hoping this will placate the local council regarding the Student Union alcohol licensing review.
Reports that we have invested ALL of the tuition fees this year in crypto have been greatly exaggerated, we can confirm we will still be able to afford a gown and cap for every* student who graduates this year. *based on our predicted 40% pass rate
We must sadly announce the news that Winky, the campus stray dog that we all adopted as our pet, has contracted rabies. Stay indoors unless you’re on the designated hunt party, in which case we have spare hammers and padding in Sports Hall C. Stay safe.
Please stop using permanent markers on the electrical meter readings in accommodation to pay less. Fool us once shame on you, fool us twice that’s on us for getting the bus driver to take the readings
The tattoo parlour is doing 15% discount for students this week if you’re happy to help our trainees. This is their first week with real ink and thanks to Brexit most of the equipment now passes legal safety requirements.
To all students please enjoy the sun today safely and by that we mean stay away from the angry ducks down by the lower marsh they’re still pretty feral
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The tattoo parlour is doing 15% discount for students this week if you’re happy to help our trainees. This is their first week with real ink and thanks to Brexit most of the equipment now passes legal safety requirements.
@UniOfLeamington Selflessly building up robust immunity in our future leaders… no snowflake alumni going sick with a sniffle from the UoLS . Good on Dimitri.
I love this account. 😄😄😄
There is now a job listing on the jobs board for a temporary replacement librarian, preferably one that’s not dozy enough to fall down the stairs honestly Jean it’s not like they just jumped out at you
@UniOfLeamington You need to employ some kind of professional piper to lead them out of town. Little devils. 😂
@UniOfLeamington You’d have thought those healing waters might have cleared it up by now…
@UniOfLeamington Change it to Pa55word1 just in case.
I’ve got a paper cut on my finger... I’ve just used a hand sanitiser and now it stings like fuck!!!!! 😩
My uber driver and I just stopped, maskless, at McDonald’s, licked all the McMuffins, then we held hands in a toilet. Normal has never felt so good. #FreedomDay
And in other news….
Due to the heat wave unfortunately the campus aquarium is closed for the foreseeable Completely unrelated the special in the canteen today is seafood paella
@UniOfLeamington Go Leamington!! 💥💥😂 woop woop
In fairness, I think the person on the bottom right may just be trying to kill themselves.
@MissAHaddow On the plus side, my wholemeal pasta will be cooked
Remember the days before masks, when we'd all sit on the tube absolutely beaming at each other. So sad to lose that.
Hitting head against a brick wall! Will a journalist ask Hancock why he renewed contract with failed test and trace? Does he admit the failure cost more than £37 billion, with cost further lockdowns and Johnson spread ? #matthancock #r4today
Matt Hancock lets corned beef go warm in the sun and spreads it like paste.
Pissed off a lot of Radiohead fans last night.