Uncle Devops @UncleDevops
Your crazy uncle, who does too much DevOps. Joined July 2012-
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You haven't really lived until you've deadlocked threads in Perl 5.8.8.
No, I won't fix this tiny bug for you faster if you whine about it more, you self-entitled jackass!
Failover!? I haven't planned for failover in advance since the last time I bought more than one bottle of tequila. ...or was that fallover?
Doing It Wrong(tm) is the leading cause of a number of ailments, including many common concurrency issues.
If you make a desktop client, and its only job is to consume your REST API, and it still sucks, you might be Doing It Wrong(tm).
When I was your age, a "distributed solution" meant that we moved our desks to opposite ends of the room to not smell each other.
I once met a girl who could change her own RAM, but she flipped all her bits the next morning when I couldn't remember her `uname -a`.
Put down that webscale, kid, you'll shoot your eye out.
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