SF Uber Gossip @UberSF
Whats said in the Ubers of Sf doesnt stay in the Ubers of SF. Not affiliated with @uber. Joined January 2013-
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#1: Summit Series is Burning Man for people that like showers.
#1: 6:30 is a magical time in the marina. It's walk to/from yoga time.
#1: Sean Parker's biggest crime isn't killing redwoods it's this stupid Hipster International playlist.
#1: high-fived every gay-looking person I saw today!
#1: Programmers are perverts. #2: What? #1: "Ruby on Rails" would be a great name for a porn. #2: So would"Python".
#1: At some point you ask yourself, "Do I want to be a rioter, or rioted about?"
#1: We could easily determine a Delusional Valley Insider score just by counting layers away from Dave Morin on Path. cc @StartupLJackson
#1 (to driver): You should put a pink merken on your limo.
@StartupLJackson you can ride us anytime.
#1: Signed up for @mailbox today #2: Fuck that. I'm starting a new app called "Waiting In Line"
#1: Yes, Asians count as minorities. #2: Well if we are just counting, people that went to Yale are minorities too.
#1: At some point people become so stupid you can't out smart them.
#1 (comparing iPhone 5 to iPhone 4): Mine is longer. #2: Yeah, but mine has more girth.
#1: Waiting in line to get into a bar in San Francisco is like taking a number to have sex with a hooker.
#1: SF cell reception fucking sucks. #2: The things we put up with to try and get rich.
#1: Never take $aapl stock advice from someone using a blackberry.
#1 on phone: I told him, I don't work in PR because I'm blonde. I'm blonde because I work in PR.
#1: I want to be the first self-made rich kid of Instagram.
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Robert @bbonds4you
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170 Followers 266 Following
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68K Followers 1K Following Don't be telling me about social media. I'm the social media fucking master. Pronouns: he/that motherfucker/hisTrends for United States
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