The United States @USofA
232 year old warrior-poet. US of A. Heard of it? Joined February 2008-
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Dear World, Football season doesn't start for MONTHS.
Italy just called me a Greasy American. ME?!
That's just how this works. Every now and again you get something you *don't* want from Amsterdam.
RT @Columbia RT @Republic_of_Palau RT @India RT @UnitedKingdom99: Retweeting to make it look like I'm connected. I didn't read it either.
When you DM me about the launch of your new whatever, you make The USofA cry vinegar and water tears. Don't be a douche. Also, unfollow.
This is my Birdhouse. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Not 'tis of thee.
*BOOM* Oooh. *BOOOM* Ahhh. *BOOOOM* Is he going to be okay? *BOOM* Oooh…
I think now would be a good time for Tucker to unveil his fantastic new car.
What's with all the talk about Commie Pigs? I don't get it, I th… ah CHOO! Sorry, been a bit under the sensationalized news coverage, lately
Don't mind me. I just have an Upper Midwestpratory infection.
Happy Valentine's Day. Love, The USofA.
Got $787 Billion in my pocket and it's almost the weekend. Who wants to party?
Happy 1234567890 DAY! Celebrate by leaving your mom's basement. Even for a minute. And playing Wii Sports sitting down counts against you.
What makes The USofA strong? Avoiding blowfish testicles.
Renewing my subscription to Muslim World Magazine.
♫… So tonight we gonna party like it's 1/20/09
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