USA Ultimate @USUAltimate
The National Parody Account for the sport of Ultimate in the United States. Bonanza, CO Joined September 2013-
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The 2024 USA Ultimate D-I College Championships have been canceled.
@felawful @FiveUltimateLLC @vcultimate @SunbreakTourney What’s your mailing address, the square root of your USAU ID number, your maternal grandmother’s last name, and the last four digits of your social security number? We’ll mail you some new stickers.
UPDATE: Mid-Atlantic Club Regionals has been canceled. (Permanently. Forever.)
@uchi_supernova They’re actually edible.
@JM_Rallo @Mike_Ball423 D-III, eh? Never heard of it.
Narcing on your opponents is actually the highest form of respect. If you disagree, you don’t fully understand Spirit of the Game.
@mgdmitch The rules now allow for sideline players to call offsides in games without observers, yet I’ve not seen any team do it. Outside teams I coach 😁
The 2023 Club Uniform Guidelines stipulate that players in all divisions are prohibited from growing facial hair or wearing jersey numbers higher than 30. usaultimate.org/news/2023/02/2…
He forgot to shotgun a beer.
Offseason vibes with Matt Smith 🏝️🌊 MTA x Hurricane Catch @atlantahustle | #AUDL2023
Let’s not forget to credit @theAUDL, hosts of the original Shred Fest.
15 Players Who Have Shredded Their Penises on AUDL Turf.
@LGrippley We’re actually 12. Look it up.
Yes. The PDGA and DGPT can unequivocally fuck off.
15 Players Who Have Shredded Their Penises on AUDL Turf.
Do we look like an organization that’s got “repair the history pages” money?
@geehaaddy @USUAltimate I don't know if USAU has plans to repair the history pages. The old ones are still at archive.usaultimate.org/archives/ but they also partnered with us to help build out ultimate-reference.com/players/1a0683…
Do we look like an organization that’s got “functional website” money?
@geehaaddy @USUAltimate I don't know if USAU has plans to repair the history pages. The old ones are still at archive.usaultimate.org/archives/ but they also partnered with us to help build out ultimate-reference.com/players/1a0683…
Do we look like an organization that’s got “new commercial” money?
@geehaaddy @USUAltimate I don't know if USAU has plans to repair the history pages. The old ones are still at archive.usaultimate.org/archives/ but they also partnered with us to help build out ultimate-reference.com/players/1a0683…
Exactly.
Pay for it with some of that Aria money, you nerds. We put that shit in the rulebook as a joke. You’re not actually supposed to play with those.
I would like a refund of $22.10 for parking from @USUAltimate. Please and thank you.
There are many differences between USA Ultimate and the AUDL, but one thing is for certain: Tom Crawford’s nudes have more tasteful composition, better lighting, and his bush is much tidier.
ATTENTION: Games at SFI East will resume once the BOFA Index falls below 7. Stay tuned for updates.
SFI East games will resume at 4:00, but if anyone says anything about how it’s “just as hot as this morning” we are going to, like, totally freak out.
Sascha Vogel: A Star ... @ultimatesascha
3K Followers 1K Following @BYUCHIUltimate alum | @hoochultimate #17 | he/him/his | I cook stuff @SaschasKitchen | Venmo: Sascha-Vogel | Cashapp: $ultimatesascha
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Ultiworld @Ultiworld
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Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul
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Coach Chuck @c_lowe_brown
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Jenna Weiner @jennaweiner6
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719 Followers 553 Following probably drinking luke warm coffee and touching my glasses with my fingers she/her
Charlie Hoppes @charleshoppes
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J @jessicacccheng
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Sonough @SonoughwaJ
41 Followers 1K Following
Law Kam Chuen @itsgabriellaw
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Homegrown @uwsphomegrown
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HDaley62 @HaydenD03914077
0 Followers 130 Following
Lisa Yu @LisaYu680763
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Emma Smith @Emsmith511
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Tgetz @Tgetz3
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JPZ @JPZ514716161366
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Darkwing @LoyolaDarkwing
272 Followers 244 Following Loyola Chicago's Open Division Ultimate team. #OneWing
Friendly Fire Ultimat... @KC_FriendlyFire
28 Followers 39 Following Kansas City’s newest (and arguably friendliest) Men’s Ultimate Frisbee Team | Est. 2024 | @KC_Smokestack Affiliated
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Dee nose eck @Zsei18
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SewerSocialist @SocialistSewer
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boop @22Rive44489
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sonali @sonaligreen58
12 Followers 103 Following Always leave this world a bit better than you found it, and if you can’t do great things, do small things in a great way.
Diego Caro @Diegobtura
14 Followers 471 Following Tomo fotos y hago videos. Pero en realidad soy Comunicador Social y periodista. Productor Audiovisual.🎬📸🪄Dp Obturarec
wally @wally6916066133
1 Followers 35 Following
Frank Cable @frankcable
79 Followers 351 Following
Brian Gisel @M2CVUL
241 Followers 389 Following WFDF Vice President, BC Ultimate GM and believer in idea that all over the world “More Ultimate Better”
Isaac_ @_isaac580
12 Followers 76 Following
Victor Lesniewski @victorlski
101 Followers 2K Following
Frisbeefreebee @frisbeefreebee
0 Followers 24 Following
UltimateShredders @UltiShredders
10 Followers 1K Following Ultimate Frisbee Player, Shredder extraordinaire, Frisbee Throwing specialist, Author, film maker, iconoclast
Azouz (Aziz) Allilou @a_allilou
850 Followers 938 Following Producer/Correspondent at @AsharqNews. EX international affairs correspondent at @2MInteractive . My views are my own - Email me: [email protected]
IC Arms Race @ICArmsRace
16 Followers 48 Following Mixed Frisbee Club Team since 2023 based out of the Iowa City area 2025 Tryout Form - https://t.co/162n7xoqMZ
Liam Shaw @shak0__
69 Followers 523 Following I build computers | Friendly Neighborhood Nerd | MN #1
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20 Followers 389 Following Ultimate frisbee,mais Q um esporte,uma paixão 😍😍🥏🥏🥏🥏
jip @JPTorack43
18 Followers 242 Following
Bryson McNair @BrysonMcna39123
0 Followers 19 Following
Daniel Botiva @elbotiva
4 Followers 86 Following
Eric Schaberg @ESchaberg
12 Followers 92 Following
Tej Murthy @tejsmurthy
2 Followers 8 Following
GaseousGiant841 @GGiant841
4 Followers 58 Following
Jason Eames @eames40423
0 Followers 31 Following
Emmet Payette @EBPayette
0 Followers 16 Following
Ciaran Pratley @ciaran_pra77908
0 Followers 10 Following
Being Ulti___Future o... @being_ulti
7K Followers 1K Following Being Ulti was an experiment showcasing the lives & personalities of those in ultimate. Future of Ultimate is a new project which hopes to honor that legacy!
Ultiworld @Ultiworld
32K Followers 2K Following Ultimate frisbee news, video, and analysis. Follow us on Instagram. Disc golf: @UltiworldDG
Ultimate Frisbee Asso... @watchUFAtv
29K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter for the Ultimate Frisbee Association. 2026 season is underway! Watch every game live on watchUFA TV 📺
SinTheFields @SinTheFields
5K Followers 1K Following It's rich. It's compelling. Email: [email protected] Listen: https://t.co/ZEvBIFETw4… Ultiworld: https://t.co/Khyu4Y9opm…
VC Ultimate @vcultimate
9K Followers 3K Following Custom design performance and sports apparel/uniforms. Innovation. Service. Community. Values over Profit. Ultimate Frisbee | Dodgeball | Quadball @vcquadball
Evan Lepler @EvanLepler
5K Followers 743 Following Play-by-play announcer, ultimate analyst, and Sorkin scholar. I speak, study, root, relax, and flick huck.
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
37.9M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.
UltiPhotos @UltiPhotos
13K Followers 8K Following UltiPhotos showcases the amazing action and wonderful moments found in Ultimate with iconic photos and best-in-class event photography.
SportsWikiVisibility @VisibilityWiki
226 Followers 932 Following Documenting contributions of women, people of color, non-binary, intersex, transgender, & disabled people on Wikipedia. Let's write a revolution #UltimateWiki
Chris Gaines fan @trillballins
50K Followers 4K Following follow @lightscamerapod / host of “the hot corner” / (parody) / media inquiries please contact @lcpkenjac
Sarasota Police Depar... @SarasotaPD
51K Followers 3K Following X for Sarasota PD in the @CityOfSarasota | Not monitored 24/7 | Emergencies 911 | Non-emergencies 941-316-1199
Pedialyte US @pedialyte
16K Followers 472 Following Hydrate and feel better fast ⚡️ US Pedialyte community only. Terms of Use: https://t.co/kKd7NYHU4b Privacy Policy: https://t.co/MJGJuHLLtX
Virgil @TheRealVirgil
38K Followers 216 Following The Meatsauce God. The Breadstick Boss. WWE/WCW alumni, fearless leader of the meatsauce mafia business/media: [email protected] #meatsaucemadness
UPA.org @upaorg
2K Followers 1 Following The National Governing Body for the sport of ultimate in the US.
The UPA @The_UPA
444 Followers 11 Following
Spike Friedman @SpikeFriedman
4K Followers 991 Following
Ultimate Herald-Trib @UltiHerald
162 Followers 21 Following The Ultimate Herald-Tribune. Uncontested since 1938.
Tulane Tucks Ultimate @TUultimate
1K Followers 147 Following Tulane Men’s Ultimate Frisbee | 2021, 2025, 2026 Gulf Coast Champions | 2021 College Nationals Qualifiers
Skyd Magazine @skydmagazine
12K Followers 620 Following Celebrating the sport of ultimate since 2010.
Sludge Ultimate @sludgebrown
2K Followers 654 Following Flicking about ultimate, Frisbee, flying discs & more. (There's more?)
EcoKids @EcoKidsCanada
21K Followers 2K Following EcoKids inspires children, adults, and communities to become environmental stewards through outdoor play and experiences. #EcoKids 🍃
EARTHDAY.ORG @EarthDay
150K Followers 3K Following It’s not a day—it’s a movement. The team behind Earth Day 🌍 Since 1970 🌱 Climate education, advocacy & action year-round
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2K Followers 3K Following A citywide celebration of sustainability — Are you in? #PghEarthDay #EarthDayEveryDay #GreenVoicePGH 🌱🌷🌎
Bama Secs @bamasecs
3K Followers 223 Following We all want to be heroes of our trivial gossip. -Jorge Luis Borges
Mean Ex Machina @MeanMachineDFA
725 Followers 137 Following Officially the unofficial alter-ego of Chicago Ex Machina Mens Masters Team
Chicago Machine @MachineUltimate
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Ultiworld Live @Ultiworldlive
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Ben Clark @blarkk
297 Followers 630 Following Feel like I'm a distant relative of Julia Davis Chandler
The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik
574K Followers 2K Following A TRIBUTE TO THE LEGEND OF THE EARTH. RIP TO THE LEGEND. PAYING HOMAGE TO OUR HERO THE IRON SHEIK.
AntMadness @AntMadness
516 Followers 316 Following Pant sadness? No!! ANT MADNESS!!! We are a DC/VA based mixed team 🐜🐜🐜
Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen
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