Ukviewtime @UKViewTime

If this wasn’t filmed in a literal mansion id say this video is peak should've filmed in a trailer 🫃😍🌈

駅のホームでクッキーを食べていたら、隣に座ってきた人が何も言わずに私の袋を開けて、勝手に食べ始めた。 あまりにも気まずくて何も言えず、相手が1枚取るたびに、私も1枚取って食べた。そんな感じで、2人とも無言のまま交互に食べ続け、ついに袋が空になった。 すると、その人は何事もなかったかのように立ち去った。

I fùcked my dad’s 64-year-old friend until he collapsed and his legs couldn’t move for several hours. He had come over to drop something off for my father. The house was empty. One look lasted too long. I locked the door. I pushed him back onto the bed, freed his thick còck, and climbed on top. I sank down onto him and started riding hard deep, steady strokes that made him groan. He gripped my hips as I bounced on his còck, taking every inch. I flipped around, bent over, and pushed back onto him. He thrust up to meet me, hands tight on my waist. The wet sound of my pùssy sliding on his shaft filled the room. I kept the pace relentless, grinding and bouncing without giving him any break.

A guy kept spelling my name wrong in an email thread with several senior executives copied in. I corrected him the first time, then again the second time. By the third time, I replied, “If you’d like to keep addressing me by name, please refer to my email signature below for the correct spelling.” I could literally hear my manager laughing from her office. Did he honestly think I’d keep letting it slide 😭

🎬 QUEER CINEMA MENU: 5 FILMS, 5 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORLDS Queer cinema can look like a punk zine, a forgotten life story, a documentary from another part of the world or one complicated night in the city. Don’t choose by rating. Choose by the kind of film you’re in the mood for. 🎬 Totally F*ed Up (1993) Six queer teenagers navigate relationships, isolation, prejudice and friendship in a fragmented, rebellious portrait of young queer life. Messy on purpose, with the spirit of independent cinema running through it. 🎬 I Am My Own Woman (1992) A docudrama about Charlotte von Mahlsdorf, a German trans woman whose extraordinary life crossed some of the darkest chapters of German history. Part personal testimony, part historical reconstruction. 🎬 Woubi Chéri (1998) This documentary takes you into the lives of queer people in Abidjan, Côte d’Ivoire, through their own stories, relationships and social worlds. A reminder that queer communities have never belonged to just one part of the world. 🎬 Parting Glances (1986) Over 24 hours in New York, a gay couple faces an impending separation while their circle of friends navigates love, friendship and the AIDS crisis. Honest, funny and bittersweet without reducing its characters to tragedy. 🎬 Sublet (2020) A grieving, middle-aged travel writer visits Tel Aviv and develops an unexpected bond with a younger film student. Their connection becomes a gentle reminder that you can find a new perspective at any age. Five films. Five different entry points. No single definition of what queer cinema is supposed to look like.

🌈 THE SAPPHIC COMEDY CHAOS METER: FROM FAMILY MESS TO FIGHT CLUB Not every queer comedy has the same kind of madness. Sometimes it’s your ex ruining your life. Sometimes it’s a supervillain. And sometimes two girls decide starting a fight club is a reasonable dating strategy. Here’s the chaos scale. 1. SAVING FACE (2004) — The family mess A Chinese-American doctor falls for a female dancer while her pregnant mother moves in with her, creating a complicated collision of romance, family expectations and cultural pressure. The drama is real, but the comedy comes from watching everyone try to keep their lives looking respectable. 2. APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR (2014) — The post-breakup spiral Shirin is a bisexual Iranian-American woman trying to recover from a breakup while navigating family expectations and her own messy decisions. She’s awkward, occasionally self-sabotaging and very recognizably human. 3. BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER (1999) — The pastel nightmare Megan’s family sends her to a conversion-therapy camp because they suspect she’s a lesbian. The aggressively pink-and-blue world turns heterosexual expectations into wonderfully absurd satire. 4. D.E.B.S. (2004) — The supervillain problem Amy is an elite spy-in-training who develops feelings for Lucy Diamond, the glamorous criminal she’s supposed to take down. Imagine being good at your job and then falling for the person on your wanted poster. 5. BOTTOMS (2023) — Absolutely no sensible decisions Two unpopular queer best friends start a high-school fight club to meet girls. Their ridiculous plan gets out of control, and the movie commits to the madness with spectacular confidence. THE VERDICT: Saving Face brings the family complications, Appropriate Behavior brings the personal disaster, But I’m a Cheerleader brings the satire, D.E.B.S. brings the ridiculous romance, and Bottoms throws common sense out of the window. Settle this: which movie deserves the number-one spot for CHAOS — not quality, just pure ridiculousness?

Timothée Chalamet spotted strolling around Los Angeles shirtless, rocking black cargo shorts and Rick Owens “Hollywood” high-tops 😍

My coworker stayed late to finish the report. Everyone else was gone. She closed the office door, pushed her skirt up, and said she’d been wet since the meeting this morning. I bent her over the desk, yanked her panties to the side, and pushed my córk in. Her pússy was soaked and tight. I started fúcking her hard right there, the desk sliding a little with every thrust. She bit her lip and pushed back, trying to stay quiet even though the floor was empty. I reached around and rubbed her while I drove deeper. She came first, pússy clenching hard around my córk, whole body shaking. I didn’t stop. I kept going until I finished inside her, thick cúm pumping deep while she stayed bent over the papers. When I pulled out it leaked down her thigh onto the floor. She wiped it with a tissue, pulled her skirt down, and sat back in her chair like she was still working. I fixed myself and left. She didn’t look up.

The Capture is a mind-blowing thriller where deepfakes, surveillance, and government conspiracies make it impossible to tell the truth from a lie. When video evidence can be manipulated, how do you prove your innocence? 😳

22歳のとき、友達の家でトイレを借りたら、うんちが大きすぎて流れなかった。 仕方なく友達を呼んで、「ねえ、あのうんち用のナイフってどこにある？」って聞いた。 友達は真顔で「……何それ？」って。 うちでは昔から、トイレで流れないくらい大きいうんちを切るために、洗濯室に専用の古いナイフを置いていた。ラバーカップみたいに、どこの家にもあるものだと思ってた。

The bottom was clearly having the time of its life. 😂😍🌈

CHARLES @charlexzy11

4 hours ago

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Jessica Alba and Danny Ramirez step out for post workout coffee run in West Hollywood

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JAPAN'S SAMURAI CLAN DESTROYED BY BETRAYAL In 1582, Takeda Katsuyori watched his family's powerful samurai empire collapse. After his father, the legendary Takeda Shingen, died, Katsuyori struggled to hold the clan together. His enemies grew stronger, and even his own allies began abandoning him. One by one, important supporters switched sides. When Katsuyori desperately sought refuge with a trusted lord, the man refused to help him. Cornered by enemy forces, Katsuyori took his own life alongside his teenage son. A dynasty that once terrified Japan was gone. His enemies attacked from outside, but betrayal from within helped destroy everything.

Miley Cyrus has every right to be annoyed. Y’all watched Justin Bieber barely get through performances, play YouTube clips onstage, and still crowned him a legend, but Miley lets the crowd take over for a couple of tracks and

My neighbour told his wife he wanted a divorce after 11 years of marriage. She didn’t cry. She didn’t argue. She simply asked, “Are you sure?” He said he was tired of being disrespected in his own house. She nodded, went into their bedroom, and returned with an old notebook. “Before you leave, I want you to read something.” He opened it. The first page contained a list of every debt they’d had when they got married. The second page contained every payment she’d made toward clearing those debts. He smiled and said, “What does this have to do with our marriage?” Then she turned to the last page.

The commander left the keys on purpose.
The chef took the bait, made a perfect mold…
and walked straight into the trap.
Fake files. Poisoned soup plan.

My Aunt Pulled Me Into the Laundry Room During Sunday Dinner and Told Me Not to Finish Until She Did Everyone was in the dining room. Plates clanking, someone laughing at a story, the pastor on the other side of the house talking about the service. My aunt caught my wrist in the hallway, pulled me into the laundry room, and shut the door with her foot. She was already wet. I could smell it the second she pushed her panties down to her knees and bent over the dryer. “Be quick,” she said, voice low. “But don’t you dare come before I do.” I yanked my zipper down, freed my cock, and sank into her from behind in one deep stroke. She was tight, soaked, gripping me the second I bottomed out. I grabbed her hips and started fucking her hard, short, heavy thrusts that made the dryer rattle against the wall. The wet slap of my cock driving into her filled the small room. Voices drifted under the door. Someone called her name from the kitchen. She pushed back harder. “Don’t stop. I’m close.” I reached around, rubbed her clit rough and fast, and kept pounding her. She came with a sharp, muffled gasp, pussy clenching hard around me, thighs shaking. I didn’t slow down. I fucked her through it, deeper, until my balls tightened. I buried myself to the hilt and unloaded thick pulses inside her while she stayed bent over, breathing hard against the dryer. When I pulled out, a heavy stream of my cum leaked down her thigh and dripped onto the floor. She pulled her panties back up, wiped the mess with a towel, fixed her dress, and walked out like nothing happened. I stayed in there another minute, fixed my pants, then went back to the table. She was already sitting down, smiling at my mom and asking for more potatoes.

Debby @DebbyU90

3 hours ago

The party noise was a distant heartbeat under the floorboards. His cock was still buried inside me, thick and unyielding, the drug keeping him rigid even after he’d flooded me. Cum was already sliding down the inside of my thigh, warm and slick. He didn’t pull out. He just

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