UATX Title IX Coordinator unofficial @UATXtitleIX
Title IX Coordinator at the University of Austin. New on the job, just happy to be here! Unofficial Fan account of the forthcoming Title IX office at UATX #UATX uaustin.org Austin, TX Joined November 2021-
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Why couldn't the party line about college not being worth it have made the rounds before we started this stupid place?
Classes start in _____weeks!
We here at U of Austin are proud that the so-called demographic cliff that colleges and universities are facing has not impacted our enrollment at all
Is anyone else annoyed at the sheer churn of right wing grifts? You go through the trouble of making a parody account and they just go and completely forget about their stupid plan. Asking for about 15 friends that had the same idea.
I'm proud to report that the University of Austin Title IX office has fielded ZERO Title IX complaints in its entire existence.
*SOME colleges #notacult
And if MLK had the Joe Rogan's attitude toward race, we'd be living in the not-a-racist world that Rogan Luther Joe diverse mind.
And if MLK had the Joe Rogan's attitude toward race, we'd be living in the not-a-racist world that Rogan Luther Joe diverse mind.
...oops, we forgot about us too.
But honestly, we're not looking that hard because we already got (checking press release from November) 3,000 inquiries in four days. That's a lot of title IX trainings, and these guys tend to have a lot of questions about where "the line" is. Can we pump the breaks a bit?
But honestly, we're not looking that hard because we already got (checking press release from November) 3,000 inquiries in four days. That's a lot of title IX trainings, and these guys tend to have a lot of questions about where "the line" is. Can we pump the breaks a bit?
To save title IX we must dismantle title IX.
Say sike
Rob Henderson will be leading our inaugural Title IX workshop entitled Hovercraft: What a difference an inch makes
Yes, we also do not fight the culture war. In fact, we do not even see culture.
Yes, we also do not fight the culture war. In fact, we do not even see culture.
Prager U, see you on the gridiron!
The more people point out that this university is posturing, a vanity project, hilariously misguided, and doomed to fail before it really begins, the better news for us. Think about it. How many times has Malcolm Gladwell been wrong? I'll wait.
The more people point out that this university is posturing, a vanity project, hilariously misguided, and doomed to fail before it really begins, the better news for us. Think about it. How many times has Malcolm Gladwell been wrong? I'll wait.
Exactly! Woke U will never give our new ideas like phrenology and zionism a fair shake!
Exactly! Woke U will never give our new ideas like phrenology and zionism a fair shake! https://t.co/huMbe2vx6x
She also has one of the best universities around. Not one of our students has EVER taken out a student loan.
She also has one of the best universities around. Not one of our students has EVER taken out a student loan.
And if someone tells you to leave the room, start reading.
And if someone tells you to leave the room, start reading.
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@axios Hey buddy—we’ve already started an ideological unaccredited “university” here. Go somewhere else.
When people who know absolutely nothing about academia try to make judgements on people in academia:
@SenMullin I challenge you to a BOXing match
Love these guys, everyone go give them a follow @theUofAustin @UATXtitleIX
Lovely evening to build a University in Austin
"This is a familiar adage: If you don’t like the news, go make some. The news from academia is embarrassing... So Kanelos is creating UATX as an alternative." — @GeorgeWill @PostOpinions washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/…
Open your mind, folks. Dr. Ben Carson opened a lot of our professors’ heads and that’s worked out well so far yeurhjeorhegv
We are very excited to welcome @RichardDawkins to UATX! We look forward to exploring taboo ideas at the intersection of physics and biology, such as the interaction between luminiferous aether and DNA, and whether Muslims are conspiring with Hogwarts to create invisibility burkas
A lot of people thought we had closed down shop, but, like racism, we always come back with the help of some people who want to play devil’s advocate
@Popehat "I'm not mad....just disappointed"- a common refrain we hear when our students find out we're not accredited
@AustinFC We love you too. Love, The premier university(ish) in ATX
We woke up to an email from the upper administration informing us that our largest funding source has been abruptly "frozen". What departments or offices should be cut first? We're thinking @uaustenclassx, @UATX_humanities, and @UATXtitleIX.
@UATX_appl_math @littmath @UATX_phys @UATXtitleIX We've been trying to get women to slide into our DMs for ages, but nothing has worked. Yet all you have to do is make up an alternative fact about hot wings?
Really impressed at the RT/like we get every so often from someone who unironically likes something we've posted.
@UATXtitleIX Culture has no value! We just need to stick with neutral - Western hegemony. That's just the neutral, scientific, factual backdrop to all events, worldwide, everywhere, for all time.
Oh FFS, we were just about to offer this guy a history of medicine position.
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Reminder to all instructors: Please don't get caught dating your students. Otherwise, we'll have no choice but to hand out punishment, and we know that none of you wants to get stuck with a large 7:30am section of College Algebra next semester.
🚨 New Job Posting 🚨 We’re looking to hire a postdoc! Only qualification is willingness to move to away from your significant other to bumfuck nowhere for 1 year and $40k.
We at UATX are proud to announce our LGBTQ+ center. Our LGBTQ+ stands for "Let's Go Brandon" Trump-Q + Center For Excellence" funded by the HHMI. (Please to **NOT** ask what HHMI stands for 😅)
Introducing our new Masters of Physics program! You’ll fork over $50k and we’ll graduate you to the same job you would have gotten if you had just worked at that company right out of undergrad.
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