Joker @Twoperdeck
Batman enthusiast. Arkham Asylum Joined August 2013-
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I'll start my own delivery service! And I'll blacklist Batman! I'll blacklist EVERYONE!
Although, those cute little Amazon delivery drones do give me an idea...
UGH! I order a pack of fifty razor edged playing cards and only forty eight arrive! Unbelievable! One out of five stars, do not recommend!!
Why IS a raven like a writing desk? Not a riddle. I would never! But a joke? Oh, yes. And the punchline is killer.
I may have hit that deer, officer, but believe me - I thought it was Beast Boy!
If only... [Swooning sigh, hand over heart.] Batman had paid attention to me. This SENSELESS violence could have been avoided!
@NameIessHere [Meanwhile, in a building vaguely T-shaped across town, four teenagers choke to death, bound and dressed like heroes.]
@NameIessHere [There's nothing wrong with any of her little friends, of course. Not a thing out of place at all.]
Takes one pale faced lunatic to know one, darling.
@NameIessHere ... [SMILE.] You know who. You know where.
@NameIessHere [Inspects nails.] The more time you waste here chit-chatting the more delicious toxins THEY inhale. Mmmm.
@NameIessHere Speaking of which - what's got eight hands, eight legs, and is currently suffocating to death?
@NameIessHere Oh, blah, blah, blah. Always with the hero spiel. Don't you GET it? I GET you. I've got you down to a great big letter T...
@NameIessHere You think I'm just gonna fly a few planes at you tweens and call it a day?
@NameIessHere What makes you think you've seen the main event?
@NameIessHere And let's not forget the neurotoxin.
Abe Sapien. @ofnoprints
31 Followers 10 Following I believe in everything. Field agent, lover of books and cautious around alcoholic beverages. /RP/
Dirk Gently @DirkGentlyDG
1K Followers 311 Following Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency: We solve the whole crime. We find the whole person. (Not affiliated with Douglas Adams, or indeed anyone official.)
Elizabeth @ashenvoices
31 Followers 24 Following
Tron @Keransexypage
40 Followers 234 Following
Annabella Dawn Woolse... @Max15422321
79 Followers 712 Following![May we never get what we deserve. [Multiverse]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/873048623273058305/H64HZKyZ.jpg)
The Riddler @TheRiddler1998
6 Followers 18 Following Riddle Me This? Riddle Me That? New Riddles Every Day! Figure Out The Riddle And Get A Follow!
Chyna @ChynasWorld30
16 Followers 496 Following
Loki Laufeyson @LokiLau30517457
43 Followers 482 Following
Phoenix Wright @TurnaboutLawyer
294 Followers 405 Following I became a defence attorney because someone has to look out for those who have no-one on their side. #RP #AceAttorney #Phoenix
𝖈𝖊𝖉𝖗𝖎�... @slumhex
861 Followers 674 Following cost of magic; twist the world's arm and it twists back.
Godot. @SeventeenCups
174 Followers 210 Following Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... That is coffee. ☕ The nameless prosecutor. #Parody #AceAttorney
Spiderman. @ScienceMishap
130 Followers 78 Following I should have a seventh sense for when I'm about to make a complete fool out of myself.![First, do no harm.
[RP|OC|MC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/770399806011404292/d_QVRvtw.jpg)
Raven, @MacabreWraith
10 Followers 24 Following Do you see what I see? Visions of the world melting? Reality coalescing with surreality? The end of sanity? I am the unfortunate progeny of evil incarnate.
![Olivia Spencer, professional dancer and entertainer. I'm twenty-one, promise. [ RP | OC | 21+ ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/680245923780374528/bvdU9Ql_.jpg)
Spence @metrospence
365 Followers 45 Following Olivia Spencer, professional dancer and entertainer. I'm twenty-one, promise. [ RP | OC | 21+ ]!['But no gentleman will dance with Death, no matter how beautiful she is.'
[RP|OC|MV|21+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/763490661538619392/MYQN4wA6.jpg)
Thea Reese @DeathForTrade
67 Followers 169 Following 'But no gentleman will dance with Death, no matter how beautiful she is.' [RP|OC|MV|21+]![Sorry, I'm not made out of sugar. Am I not sweet enough, for you? [RP|MC|Adventure Time AU]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3694568944/733f689b435854da70a70834e39da730.jpeg)
Marceline Abadeer @DrinkTheRed
78 Followers 106 Following Sorry, I'm not made out of sugar. Am I not sweet enough, for you? [RP|MC|Adventure Time AU]
Eleanor Evans. @Elli_Evans_
985 Followers 279 Following The darkness would have had me wilt. SIS Officer. Alias: Rosalyn Young. Incurably Dishonest. // #RPAccount @ElliEvansx
![I've got a lot of digging to do, and no, I don't mean in graves. [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/740696008716222464/3o9N0YmU.jpg)
Lulu Liang @glitchpatterns
43 Followers 38 Following I've got a lot of digging to do, and no, I don't mean in graves. [RP]
Kilgrave. @andsmileforme
408 Followers 616 Following I have to painstakingly choose every word I say. I once told a man to go screw himself, can you even imagine?
Skyłår Bręnnån @voltsofinsanity
287 Followers 777 Following Mødel with a gun. MS1: My bøss @VictoriousZsasz. MS2: My unusual type @Downtown_Drug. MS3: TBA. #OC #RP
Deanna, Environment A... @Sparrargh
599 Followers 1K Following 🗡Airship Interactive, Free Radical🗡enjoyer of food, bit macabre, I like bg3🗡personal acc, all opinions my own, not here much https://t.co/3PapUXGz2u
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8 Followers 4 Following
𝙑𝘼𝙇𝙀 @VictoriaVale
820 Followers 116 Following
becca macdonald @ohaidemons
454 Followers 418 Following Double branding with Café Ultra and The Red Pages. {RP. OC. MV. 18+. TW.} (Icon: zoeysplaylistgifs, banner: headerswar, via tumblr)
Frank Castle @punishingcastle
37 Followers 65 Following God will judge my enemies. I just arrange the meeting. //RP 18+ (Not affiliated with Marvel or Netflix)
Kal-El. @SymbolizedHero
144 Followers 26 Following #DC. — ❝Let them talk, @WavesofDefiance. Trust is something that should not be easily gained, trust should be earned.❞
Amanda Rayes @NotBadWithGuns
67 Followers 154 Following ❝Your kidding right? You've gotta be fucking kidding...❞ ❙Code name: Percival ❙#Marvel RP❙#Kingsman❙20 years old❙Unclaimed❙
Foggy Nelson @FoxyNelson
55 Followers 56 Following 'We are all in Hell's Kitchen's gutter, but some of us are looking at nice sports cars sometime in the future maybe.' - Franklin Nelson. #RP #MCU
Fei 飛 @ActsAndAffairs
67 Followers 45 Following Former South Korean diplomat. Current political outcast and businesswoman. Sharp tongue, short temper; always on guard.
Death. @WillComeToAnEnd
280 Followers 344 Following Inevitable - that's me. Cleaning up after @ThoseWhoLive. #RP #OC
Victor Zsasz @KeepingTally
80 Followers 30 Following My name is Victor Zsasz and I have seen the light. Recently reassigned to Penguin's squad. It's fine. He keeps me busy. - #GothamRP #Gotham #ZsaszHands
Oswald Cobblepot @Oswaddle
111 Followers 34 Following When you know what a man loves, you know what can kill him. - Nightclub owner. Secret Keeper. Professional meddler. Mama's Boy. SANE. #Gotham #RP ☂![Runaway.
[RP|OC|MV|21+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/917153150972432384/auGuK4qR.jpg)
Godot. @SeventeenCups
174 Followers 210 Following Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... That is coffee. ☕ The nameless prosecutor. #Parody #AceAttorney
Amon @AmonLeeds
283 Followers 160 Following It happened one time and it was in Jersey and no one will let me live it down. // Human-Presenting Monster #RP #OC
𝖈𝖊𝖉𝖗𝖎�... @slumhex
861 Followers 674 Following cost of magic; twist the world's arm and it twists back.
Spence @metrospence
365 Followers 45 Following Olivia Spencer, professional dancer and entertainer. I'm twenty-one, promise. [ RP | OC | 21+ ]
Marceline Abadeer @DrinkTheRed
78 Followers 106 Following Sorry, I'm not made out of sugar. Am I not sweet enough, for you? [RP|MC|Adventure Time AU]
Thea Reese @DeathForTrade
67 Followers 169 Following 'But no gentleman will dance with Death, no matter how beautiful she is.' [RP|OC|MV|21+]
Kilgrave. @andsmileforme
408 Followers 616 Following I have to painstakingly choose every word I say. I once told a man to go screw himself, can you even imagine?
Lulu Liang @glitchpatterns
43 Followers 38 Following I've got a lot of digging to do, and no, I don't mean in graves. [RP]
Deanna, Environment A... @Sparrargh
599 Followers 1K Following 🗡Airship Interactive, Free Radical🗡enjoyer of food, bit macabre, I like bg3🗡personal acc, all opinions my own, not here much https://t.co/3PapUXGz2u
.............. @0neWhoIsAll
8 Followers 4 Following
Ofelia. @pearlycurse
46 Followers 19 Following “You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me”. (RP)
𝙑𝘼𝙇𝙀 @VictoriaVale
820 Followers 116 Following
becca macdonald @ohaidemons
454 Followers 418 Following Double branding with Café Ultra and The Red Pages. {RP. OC. MV. 18+. TW.} (Icon: zoeysplaylistgifs, banner: headerswar, via tumblr)
Frank Castle @punishingcastle
37 Followers 65 Following God will judge my enemies. I just arrange the meeting. //RP 18+ (Not affiliated with Marvel or Netflix)
Penelope Childs @BruisedBooks
269 Followers 300 Following Fuck it, ain't like any of us are gettin' out alive.
Kal-El. @SymbolizedHero
144 Followers 26 Following #DC. — ❝Let them talk, @WavesofDefiance. Trust is something that should not be easily gained, trust should be earned.❞
Amanda Rayes @NotBadWithGuns
67 Followers 154 Following ❝Your kidding right? You've gotta be fucking kidding...❞ ❙Code name: Percival ❙#Marvel RP❙#Kingsman❙20 years old❙Unclaimed❙
Foggy Nelson @FoxyNelson
55 Followers 56 Following 'We are all in Hell's Kitchen's gutter, but some of us are looking at nice sports cars sometime in the future maybe.' - Franklin Nelson. #RP #MCU
Fei 飛 @ActsAndAffairs
67 Followers 45 Following Former South Korean diplomat. Current political outcast and businesswoman. Sharp tongue, short temper; always on guard.![Fidelis ad mortem. Faithful unto death. [RP|OC|MC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/651825688442458112/7H5Z9Yw-.jpg)
Jack Ashfield @AshfieldsJack
217 Followers 282 Following Fidelis ad mortem. Faithful unto death. [RP|OC|MC]
Dream Maker @Celesia_
242 Followers 85 Following Strolling through your subconscious. Dancing through your dreams. All secrets are safe per my code of ethics and honour.
Natalia Romanova @FromLegal
60 Followers 92 Following
nybbas @Nybbas_
12 Followers 13 Following
Kilgrave @PurpleManAKA
63 Followers 38 Following Jessica... I know your secrets. I know about your friends. About your gifts. Jessica Jones, I know everything. (#RP #Marvel #JessicaJones)
Oswald Cobblepot @Oswaddle
111 Followers 34 Following When you know what a man loves, you know what can kill him. - Nightclub owner. Secret Keeper. Professional meddler. Mama's Boy. SANE. #Gotham #RP ☂
Death @Endless2Enter
137 Followers 116 Following![Now you see me. Whoopsie-daisy. [Fictional Account]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/629193699453349888/kEV8YakE.jpg)
Ivy de la Vergne @ivergne
5 Followers 16 Following Now you see me. Whoopsie-daisy. [Fictional Account]
Ki'ayatura @InWavesInWorlds
12 Followers 12 Following I am isolated, hiding in the ocean of a planet that is not mine. I am waiting, ready to fight when the threat returns. I am Cretian, and I will go home. I will.
Dr. Rhian McAuliffe, ... @RhianMcAuliffe
481 Followers 1K Following Welsh vampire. Medical doctor. Born in 1505 in Cardiff. Turned at age 25. Always classy. 6'2”. Lesbian (Roleplay/Fan account • NOT Lily Collins)
Thirteen @LuckyFormula
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