Tweet Memes @Tweemes
Twitter Memes. Tweemes. We'll RT if you tweet us some funnies.. Joined October 2011-
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"hey, you wanna come over lunch? And if so, could you bring lunch?" #bestfriends
I don't always say 'I won't be long'..but when I do, I make sure it's clear I'm not talking about my penis. #LeastInterestingBro
Check Facebook ten times every hour every day. Finally get new notification; Event Invite: Need Numbers! From that dude you hate. #LoserLife
Like shit, why can't you run into me when I first step away from a mirror before going out Friday night?! #WTF
The person you've begun to like & be attracted to..also happens to be the person who only runs into you on sweatpants/pajamas days. #WTF
Begin your OFFICIAL, final, most SERIOUS, this-is-IT diet. Wait, it's taco day at lunch? WEIGHT CAN WAIT #TheFatness
Puts on new outfit. Fly swag. Puts on backpack. Bye swag. #StudentLife
Oversleep and end up not having time to properly get ready in the morning. Think everyone hates you today cuz you're ugly. #LoserLife
I don't always dress to impress..but when I do, the likelihood of me getting laid increases exclusively in my mind. #LeastInterestingBro
Thinks the premise of Breaking Bad is dumb. Nothing interesting about a chemistry teacher who starts running a math lab. #KnowNothingNed
He tells her they should take things slow. She says she doesn't understand, she was just offering him artichoke dip. #KnowNothingNed
Loves singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the shower. Doesn't understand how Freddie Mercury died when he had "so many aids." #KnowNothingNed
Complains to friend's girlfriend about friend's atheism. Gets him dumped from incorrect use of the word "unfaithful." #KnowNothingNed
Extremely against domestic violence. Cries everytime he hears girls talking about "lookin' good with a wife-beater." #KnowNothingNed
Tells everyone he's a huge Die Hard fan. Thinks Bruce Willis is the deadliest strand of a venereal disease. #KnowNothingNed
Wears Super Mario t-shirt. Thinks the villain from the series is Browser, a porn webpage-history wielding dragon. #KnowNothingNed
Still hates Mel Gibson for his racist Jew comments. Still thinks his most prized Pokemon card is the "Holocaust Charizard." #KnowNothingNed
Criticizes portrayal of blacks in media. Thinks Harriet Tubman is a term for the aftermath of trimmin' bush in the shower. #KnowNothingNed
Guys, we'd like to welcome our newest Tweeme: #KnowNothingNed let us know if you like him! Retweet or tweet us!
Become BFFs with best friend's new boyfriend. Relationship ends, treat him like Voldemort. #HeWhoShallNotBeNamed #BestFriendSwag
Jeanette Rivera @Nettie4of12
1K Followers 4K Following Mom, Grandma, Colorado Native; Retired after 45 yrs. as an Executive Assistant/Healthcare Aide & Admin. THANK YOU GOD! |Garden Enthusiast|
Joel Bonina @joel_bonina
83 Followers 246 Following
Fill The Frame PB @filltheframepb
273 Followers 3K Following Come see what all the excitement is about. PHOTO BOOTH RENTAL CT #photobooth #photoboothrental #photoboothrentalct
Katie @Pambelak
22 Followers 124 Following
Jeff Foshay @Daddio316
6 Followers 49 Following
Lorrie Munoz @Lorriejkc
496 Followers 2K Following Webdesign Responsive Webdesign | jQuery | CSS | Bootstrap | WordPress | Magento | WordPress | Blogger | Marketing | SEO
Alex overton @alexander_w_o
3 Followers 29 Following
Faye @Fayehe0905
5 Followers 20 Following
Hoochi Mann @Hmann22
829 Followers 868 Following Michael “Hoochimann” Dandridge is a Baltimore-based actor, content creator, and AV professional with a background in Film, Video, and Theatre
Carl-Rae-Tae @Carlosfromage
362 Followers 4K Following Digital Forensics and whatever else I find interesting. Spend long enough on Twitter and you’re probably going to get caught saying some dumb shit.
Rachael Robinson @Rachachelle
29 Followers 441 Following Mother of 3 | Postgraduate student of Public Health at the University of Stirling | Woman, Mother, Wife, Life
Danita @danita_ar
80 Followers 341 Following
Lauren Elizabeth @behindleweyes
224 Followers 1K Following
Kayla @bel_kayla
139 Followers 153 Following I love using exact change, getting manicures and making assumptions.
BillyVasaturo @BillyVasaturo
219 Followers 2K Following Shop Manager at Brookfield Glass. Crew member on the 18s dirt modified and dirt sportsman, 92 and 93 Asphalt Modifieds, and driver of the 11x . //AB❤️//
Event Horizon @EventXHorizon
151 Followers 844 Following
Lucky Luciano @FRoncagli
216 Followers 1K Following Student of Engineer, with IT passion. I am a huge fan of Juventus and Virtus Bologna, and I am in love with my city: Bologna!
Koldis @koldissa
19 Followers 142 Following
Shary serra @sassaserra
20 Followers 160 Following Allora,sono fedeziana,directioner (preferito zayn *----*) e mixer (preferite jade e leigh-anne*---*)
charlotte koppe @ceejaykoppe
31 Followers 324 Following
Kerry @kLf_9989
120 Followers 455 Following
Cam @CamCrichton_
47 Followers 208 Following Army veteran, historian, and dad of two. I am also a fan of football, cooking, beer, Ghostbusrers, Star Wars, and Marvel.
paola ortega @pao_ohanna
38 Followers 99 Following
Kerry Krawetz @KerryKrawetz
27 Followers 59 Following
lucas luzzardi @LucFlorida
39 Followers 592 Following
Roslyn Franklin @msroz46
96 Followers 861 Following
Xclusive Boston @HYPEboston
1K Followers 1K Following BOSTON based PROMOTERS who do things RIGHT. If you want to be TREATED like and to FEEL like GOLD when you're partying then CONNECT with us on our FACEBOOK page!
Yung Do @YungDo
81 Followers 268 Following Surround yourself with people who know your worth. You do not need too many people to be happy, just a few REAL ones who appreciate you for exactly who you are.
Matt Weng @jamez_du
16 Followers 237 Following
monatomic ™ @thequestmap
526 Followers 1K Following The quest to finding the lost chapter of our past and a great leap to the future.. / research/history/innovation/life/news/adventure *under construction*
Marie Rizio @Marie_Rizio
97 Followers 185 Following
Hank @Sir_Welch
34 Followers 140 Following お金で助けが必要なら、すぐに私に連絡してください、私はあなたを助けます https://t.co/gBPL4xiQ4L
Nick St.Jean @nickst1215
100 Followers 380 Following
Anthony Spaziani @KingSpaz893
138 Followers 484 Following Nerd, adventurer, gamer, marine. Ask me anything
Lauren Nardoski @LaurenNardoski
2 Followers 56 Following
Matt Hefferon @MattyHeffs
89 Followers 200 Following Filmmaker, Photographer, & Graphic Designer. Capturing the moments in life that are just too good to experience once.
ginger enthusiast @Thefakeryanotis
130 Followers 598 Following just random thoughts here. I need therapy.
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6 Followers 49 Following
nk @Niko8488
14 Followers 30 Following
Lizzy @Lizzayy924
10 Followers 152 Following
Nate Cooper @coopnr
41 Followers 106 Following
Melissa Wright @M__dubbs
128 Followers 230 Following Equality means nothing unless incorporated into institutions.
MTI @michisabelle
170 Followers 171 Following
Greg Klassen @stayklassen
84 Followers 655 Following
Avery Lord @averylord
49 Followers 101 Following
Shannon Cooke @shancookee
71 Followers 169 Following
LauraDennyBeauty @ayo_LD
75 Followers 223 Following Laura's the name and Hair & Make-up's the game. Paul Mitchell future professional-east coast.For professional inquiries only: [email protected] ✂
🕴🏼 @Prestonrogo
452 Followers 2K Following {Personal Twitter Account of Preston Rogosheske} 🇺🇸American Brewer // Filmmaker Based In Paris🇳🇱 @pbc_atelier @pizza_DAO rawcraft
lauren ringer @laurenringer
113 Followers 315 Following
Anthony @TonyZamboni
83 Followers 152 Following
Jake @jakeromano_
233 Followers 255 Following
meaghan vecsey @meaghanvecsey
207 Followers 204 Following
Kerry @kLf_9989
120 Followers 455 Following
Winston Weiss @winstonweiss
277 Followers 151 Following
lnch @DFhernandez96
652 Followers 265 Following No eh llegado a donde quiero, pero no estoy en donde estaba... Entonces todo va como debe...
MaryJane @Kristina1173
8 Followers 18 Following American Horror Story,Marshall Mathers and Lana Del Rey
Glenroysten @glen13mlore
53 Followers 407 Following Hiii guys,http://t.co/jBKtxjHrSE Graduate.21,love life.:):) follow me n know more:)
Mariper Aguilar @MariperAguilar
3 Followers 45 Following “Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
Welkome @bandawelkome
3K Followers 4K Following Twitter oficial da banda Welkome: @brenods (Vocal e Guitarra), Gui Borges (Guitarra e Backing Vocal) e Brauls (Bateria). Ouça http://t.co/x8lf1SZmgZ
Samuel Governor54 @SamuelGovernor5
1 Followers 4 Following
Ignaciaa_Javii @Ignaciaa_Javii
14 Followers 54 Following
M Kronnick @Kronn1ck
283 Followers 1K Following
Panxiithaxx Ferrada @Panxiithaxxloki
2 Followers 32 Following
gordo4698 @gordo4698
1 Followers 15 Following
Jimena Martin @jimenaamartin
99 Followers 155 Following De lo bueno lo mejor , de lo mejor lo superior. MADRID
derrick @derrickbollin
354 Followers 715 Following Helping companies hire the best advertising, marketing, digital, creative & production talent.
Avion Thomas @avion_thomas
17 Followers 10 Following
Rachael Robinson @Rachachelle
29 Followers 441 Following Mother of 3 | Postgraduate student of Public Health at the University of Stirling | Woman, Mother, Wife, Life
JPL Promocionales @jplpromo
18 Followers 107 Following Tenemos más de 3.000 artículos promocionales para marcar con tu logo. Libretas · Esferos · Botilitos · Mugs · Speakers · Power banks · Sombrillas y mucho más
lucas vidal @lucasvidal25
1 Followers 28 Following
javier @MtvJavier
2 Followers 9 Following
AHOODMERICA @AhoodAlbalushi
913 Followers 306 Following
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