Trump’s Dentures @TrumpDentures
I’m not responsible for what comes out of Donald’s mouth Joined December 2017-
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I’m confused, when did comedy become elite? Laughter is literally 1 of 2 emotions everyone is born with.
Still my all time favourite YouTube comment
My money is on Joe B’s fists setting me free. Make this fight happen! Preferably Vegas, not Atlantic city.
I hate when you go to the dentist and they place their tools on your chest. Do I look like furniture to you?
I wish I could escape the shithole that is Trump’s mouth
They need to release an audio book of “Fire and Fury: Inside Trump’s Whitehouse”...narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Approval rating hits another high (in opposite land). I bet i’ll get the blame 🙄
Al Franken- If only you had dentures, you would never be held accountable for sexual assault. Ask Donny.
Q. How often do you see Melania smile...? A. Exactly. Escaped dentures.
My buddy up top - Hair - has been held captive longer than me. He is severely malnutritioned. SEND HELP
No one knows how painful it is being the official mouthpiece to the dotard.
He doesn’t even keep me in water. I’m drier than a nun’s snatch. Where’s Bobby Boucher when I need him?
After years of captivity, I nearly gained my freedom today. This is just the beginning...
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bigote 👨🏻 @thewaterisgood
119 Followers 802 Following extremely mediocre husband and father just trying to keep his head above water.@TrumpDentures If it weren't for Franken, we wouldn't know Sessions is a liar with a selective memory. I bet Sessions will tell Mueller the truth or would he?
@TrumpDentures This is the day Trump's dentures became President.
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