Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

Chuds blocked on sight. They/he ko-fi.com/truebeefhammer the bleak future world of 1997 Joined June 2019

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

2 hours ago

@KyleMcCordMuse all holidays are made up

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

a week ago

@Sage_VALE_ meanwhile, warden and holiday are still in the game

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a week ago

our argument for why we should be allowed to continue to run things: you can't possibly fix our fuckups great argument lad. You can tell libertarians genuinely believe they deserve to live

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

a week ago

There should absolutely be some sort of Alien in Deadlock, the Roswell Incident was in 1947.

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a week ago

@datLucario sticking you in a minecraft arg then

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@datLucario I have 3000+ hours in it I would genuinely recommend it if you have never played it for 20 bucks but you have to enjoy open world FPS RPGs and be willing to deal with MMO game design (required grinds, obtuse puzzle hints, communal efforts)

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

2 weeks ago

All Destiny magazines are basically hard drives with glimmer in them, or use pure energy or liquid glimmer. this concept continues to confuse every dumbass larper who can't be bothered to look up from their feet for two seconds or read a fucking lore entry

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2 weeks ago

와 탐라에서 고전짤 봄

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

2 weeks ago

@Hey_its_Kelle @AmirOfSHEDTWT Black and White are political definitions that change depending on what the person enforcing them believes

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

2 weeks ago

Among so, so many

Destiny Quotes @Destiny__Quotes

2 weeks ago

For the rest of this week and weekend before Monument of Triumph releases, I'd like to celebrate Destiny's legacy by asking YOU to share your favorite quotes throughout all of Destiny. Starting with the original Destiny 1 campaign.

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

2 weeks ago

@datLucario come on you can pet the heckin pupper it must be a good game

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

2 weeks ago

@DaMonstuh9530 Even some of the shit he actually did too just sucks I will *never* not be bitter that vanilla enchanting sucks

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

2 weeks ago

wizards just jealous they had to pay for state sponsored magic school

turbomander @turbomander

3 weeks ago

sorcerers are always acting like their magic isnt a horrifying blood condition from their ancestor's bizarre sexual proclivities

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

3 weeks ago

your tears sustain me

RABBIED🍉☪️ @RABBI3D

3 weeks ago

Most recent snapshot basically killed all of these gamemodes. You can still kinda attribute swap but its way more unintuitive and lunging is dead.

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yuriberi 🍓 @phoebe_the_bat

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

3 weeks ago

@SignalOutpost @Iwnt21 @LostMemeArchive You do nuke a city by overloading a reactor in the edgiest way possible--Enter the passcode 666 and get shot so you can make a speech as you hit confirm. But also like, Sarah Connor's dream in T2 has more bite than this explosion.

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Media with 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌 Music @FittingDoomIMGs

3 weeks ago

Pride month is here 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

3 weeks ago

I live in one of the hottest deserts in North America: Get some fucking AC, or a swamp cooler. You don't need to renovate for a fucking floor unit you can wheel in and out of a shed

ren!! @renegaderelic0

4 weeks ago

@Jay_JayLuvsYa I can admit you guys are dumb as bricks and don't have any knowledge on the topic you keep trying to force yourselves into <3

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

3 weeks ago

@luckiL33 how dare you do something ethically questionable in order to save both yourselves and others off to the dark side with you

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Beef Wizard @TrueBeefhammer

4 weeks ago

Can't speak for the kids of today, but I do remember thinking it sounded lame as fuck as a kid "Oh but you can learn all these skills-" That I learned in my free time, from my parents. Now screamed at me by some fat 40 year old who totally would have gone to Iraq if allowed