JaZYN Kelce @Tomfuckeries
“drive fast and leave a sexy corpse”, 2x kidney stone survivor, and Oxford Comma Bad Boy. Your mom Joined September 2011-
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He look like he bout to get sucked up a tube at a crazed man’s chocolate factory
Ur in her dm’s, she’s accidentally kicking my lamp. We not the same.
My boss knows when the sweater comes off and my headphones go in, I’m bout to drop a football in the handicap.
Im tryna be a good employee but chat gpt is buffering when I ask it to do my work.
Woulda been something if all the cicadas came out at the moment of totality
Me: i have a kidney stone Nurse: looks like appendicitis Me: it’s a kidney stone Dr: what’s going on? Looks like appendicitis Me: it’s a kidney stone Dr: idk let’s ask the MRI MRI: it’s a kidney stone Dr: that’ll be $5000
FYI I saw the eclipse I just didn’t post about cuz I like to live in the moment.
The earthquake hit during my sons- err daughter’s circumcision
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Whatever talk to me when he drops abs, all tc and that racing line.
Whatever talk to me when he drops abs, all tc and that racing line.
TowBoatUS seeing the scene in Baltimore
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Former Giants RB Saquon Barkley reached agreement with the Philadelphia Eagles on a three-year, $37.75 million contract that could be worth up to $46.75M and includes $26M fully guaranteed at signing, per sources. Barkley now beats the franchise tag number and has a maximum…
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how I act when my old fashioned has one big ass square ice cube in it
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If you have a hard time watching the 1st video you should fully support the 2nd--
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Hearing he’s deadly accurate from long range
Brett getting a ‘gram off
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