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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

Your next #HOTUS! From @SanAntonioZoo #NapsForAll #NapNation #TeamTimothy facebook.com/SanAntonioZoo San Antonio, TX Joined March 2018
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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

5 days ago

Dear America, I’d like to formally challenge both candidates to a watermelon smashing competition. I am of the firm belief that this skill is crucial in determining the next leader of our country. Also, I am definitely not using this as an excuse to get more watermelons 🍉😅…

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San Antonio Zoological Society 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo

2 weeks ago

Dear America, I don’t know if you saw, but this year I’m bringing the siesta to Fiesta with my very own presidential Fiesta medal! It’s important to remember that, while everyone loves a good party, you can’t Fiesta to the fullest when you’re not properly rested! ¡VIVA Fiesta!…

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San Antonio Zoological Society 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo

2 weeks ago

Timothy got his very own Presidential Fiesta medal! Get yours at bit.ly/TimothyMedal24! 🎉🦛

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

3 weeks ago

Dear America, That was so cool! Definitely worth postponing my afternoon nap! ☀️😎 Anyhoo, I’d better get to snoozin’. Those Zs won’t catch themselves! Sincerely, - (Future President) Timothy 🇺🇸

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

4 weeks ago

Dear America, I just wanted to point out the fact that I can beat every other candidate in a race on water AND land. 😏 Just add that to the long list of reasons that I should be your next president! 🇺🇸 Sincerely, - Timothy The Hippo #NapsForAll

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

a month ago

Dear America, I’m considering establishing a “Secretary of Snout Rubs” position in my cabinet. Can anyone give me recommendations for a qualified candidate? Must be able to tell me how good of a boy I am at the same time. Sincerely, ⁃@TimothyTheHippo 🇺🇸 #NapsForAll

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Jake Poell 🤙🦅 @RowdyHawk

a month ago

@MananaZoo Timothy the hippo is unmatched on infrastructure promise deliveries!

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

2 months ago

Dear America, It's #NationalNappingDay! Do you know why? Because it's the day after Daylight Saving Time, and everyone’s exhausted 😴 So did we do it, did we save the daylight? No! That's why, as president, I promise to introduce a bill that will ensure changing the clocks…

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

2 months ago

Working on my shortlist for Secretary of Naps. Any suggestions?

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

2 months ago

One of my goals is to create smiles and applause from both sides of the aisle as we bring back more buffets across this country! #SOTU #SOTU2024

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

2 months ago

We’re way over an hour in and naps have not been spoken of. Unacceptable! #SOTU #SOTU2024 #NapsForAll

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

2 months ago

I will not lie, getting through my State of the Union addresses without a nap break may be a challenge 😅 #SOTU #NapsForAll

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

2 months ago

.@Meta have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? A bit of (soon to be) presidential advice 😉 #NapsForAll

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2 months ago

Dear America, Super Tuesday is tomorrow! Get out there and Bloat the Vote! (Also, can we all agree that “Super Tuesday” is not nearly as cool as it sounds?) Sincerely, - @TimothyTheHippo #NapsForAll #HOTUS #SuperTuesday

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

2 months ago

Super Tuesday is a lot less interesting than it sounds #NapsForAll

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Timothy The Hippo for President 🦛 @TimothyTheHippo

2 months ago

Did they rule on hippos? If I’m not on the ballet…WRITE ME IN! #SCOTUS #HOTUS #POTUS #NapsForAll san-antonio-zoo.square.site/shop/timothy-f…

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