Timlex @TimlexP

nice and gentle and also easy going never let anybody be the boss of your life Earth Joined September 2019

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Instablog9ja @instablog9ja

13 hours ago

Lawyer ignites debate with a question on social interaction

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BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties

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LEGAL WAYS TO TOAST A FEMALE LAWYER If you like a female lawyer, please approach with caution. This is not an ordinary assignment ,female lawyers are deities ,you need to thread with caution Here are some legally approved ways to toast a female lawyer: 1. Serve Her a Proper Notice of Intention Don't just appear from nowhere and start calling her "baby." File your intentions properly. "Learned Counsel, I hereby notify you of my intention to apply for a permanent relationship with you." 2. Present Credible Evidence Lawyers believe in evidence. Don't tell her: "I love you." Tell her: "Exhibit A: I think about you daily. Exhibit B: I smile whenever I see your messages . Exhibit C: I have deleted all competing interests." 3. Avoid False Representation Do not claim to own three mansions and five oil wells when your account balance is arguing constitutional rights with your expenses. A lawyer can spot contradictions faster than a judge spots contempt. 4. Respect Due Process You cannot meet her today and be demanding answers tomorrow. Relationship matters require proper filing, hearing, and determination. 5. Be Ready for Cross-Examination Female lawyers don't ask ordinary questions. You may hear: "Where exactly were you at 8:37 p.m.?" "Who is Blessing and why did she react with a heart emoji?" Answer carefully. Your responses may be used against you. 6. Do Not Commit Contempt If she says she's busy preparing for court, don't ask: "Court again?" That statement alone may attract sanctions. 7. File for Adjournment Respectfully If you can't make a date, don't disappear. Apply for adjournment with reasons and supporting documents. 8. Seek an Out-of-Court Settlement Flowers, food, and thoughtful gifts have resolved many disputes before trial. 9. Don't Argue Every Point Remember, she argues professionally. If you insist on winning every argument, you may become a landmark case. 10. Pray for a Favourable Judgment After presenting your facts, evidence, and submissions, the final decision rests with Her Lordship. FINAL SUBMISSION: Toasting a female lawyer is not impossible. Just come with honesty, confidence, good character, and a sense of humour. Because while she may know the law, she still appreciates respect, kindness, loyalty, and genuine affection. Question: Have you ever toasted a female lawyer before? What was the verdict — relationship granted, dismissed, or struck out for lack of merit? Which was her verdict Law is Emotionsless © Emmanuella Ogwale

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OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc

2 days ago

“My friend was just kidnapped in Ore. We were told the kidnappers were wearing police uniforms. President Tinubu, you have failed us. We don’t want you. We will take back our country come 2027.” —Angry Man says. This is really so sad and painful.

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POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia

3 days ago

Jose Mourinho is fixing Real Madrid's defense. Dumfries from Inter Milan Konate from Liverpool They swallowed many goals last season like Ruth swallowing fufu.

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Daniel Regha @DanielRegha

4 days ago

The era of borrowing cooking gas from your neigbours is gradually coming to an end because of Tinubu's administration. Just spoi!ing everything that makes us happy Nigerians.

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Instablog9ja @instablog9ja

4 days ago

“Just because you added some mellow music in the background, doesn’t mean what you’re saying makes sense” – Media Personality Solomon Buchi Slams Yinka Alaseyori Over Remarks in Recent Video

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POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia

6 days ago

🚨 JUST IN; UEFA has approved Chelsea to play in the Champions League next season as they set up Alumus project for past Champions League winners. Source: En siere seh

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POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia

6 days ago

@FabrizioRomano Again, this is lame from footballers. Needed penalty to draw the game, no goal threats for 120 mins except aimless possession & passes. You came to play cos of passes around the pitch? Pure nonsense

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Oku @oku_yungx

7 days ago

THIS IS THE TWEET ‼️

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Rohit @ai_rohitt

7 days ago

All Paid Courses (Free for First 4500 People) 𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 (PART - 1) 1. Artificial Intelligence 2. Machine Learning 3. Prompt Engineering 4. Claude,Chatgpt,Grok 5. Data Analytics 6. AWS Certified 7. Data Science 8. BIG DATA 9. Python 10. Ethical Hacking (72 Hours only ) Like + RT + comment ' Drive ' Must Follow me so I can DM you.

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Timlex @TimlexP

7 days ago

@ai_rohitt Drive

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Timlex @TimlexP

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@RemotejobWtessy How can I apply please

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Timlex @TimlexP

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@Saminboi1 More wins

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Timlex @TimlexP

7 days ago

@MrCharlesky I'm interested

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Timlex @TimlexP

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@JobFound5 I'm interested sir

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Timlex @TimlexP

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@JobFound5 Hello

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@JobFound5 Hello

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Stevemiles💙❤️ @iam_stevemiles

a week ago

✅️OFFICIAL: All the Completed "HERE WE GO" Transfers so far this season; 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Anthony Gordon ~ Barca €80m 🇧🇷 Ederson ~ Manchester united €40m 🇫🇷Jeremy Jacquet ~Liverpool £60m 🇵🇹 Geovany Quenda ~ Chelsea £43m 🇪🇬Mohammed Salah... See below

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Daniel Regha @DanielRegha

a week ago

Deep down, many Nigerians are happy that Tinubu's govt failed because this justifies their internal unwarranted bigotry towards the Yorubas. And a lot of politicians never wanted Tinubu's administration to succeed in any way, so they can up their chances to recontest come 2027. Is Tinubu's govt a disappointment, yes; But was this what many hoped for, also yes. The one fundermantal truth many Nigerians don't realize is that a good or bad govt affects us all, regardless who your prefered choice was.

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OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc

a week ago

This nursing mother was recorded by the terrorists after they were abducted few days ago in Oyo state. The terrorists have since then beheaded one teacher and they still have 46 children brutally held up in a cave somewhere. Let the whole world see this.