Sometimes I think my friends keep me around because I’m the one the mosquitos bite.
@TigNotaro Do they take you with them when they go hiking in bear country because you're the slowest runner??
@TigNotaro Yep me too. My wife literally pushes me in front so they will follow me and bite me and leave her alone!!
@TigNotaro They don't call ya Tig Notar O+ for nuthin!
@TigNotaro me too. spiders though. & i'm allergic. lovely, eh? dude, get some citronella plants & a candle. i put 1 right next to my balcony door opening, never another mosquito got in OR on my balcony. 2 of the plants on there too. wish the spiders would get the hint.
@TigNotaro I was told it was because I was the only woman on the camping trip with a fully functioning uterus and hence the tasty hormones…well that was a fucking lie…😒