Matt @ThinkWiselyMatt
Comedy | Cold Takes | Philosophy | All opinions my own | Dont be a softie. | TW Lose all of your money ??? Joined March 2009-
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Keep failing to time the market my calculations told me to buy on Saturday and Sell on Sunday Someone tell this stupid equation the markets are closed on the weekend
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I’m never ashamed on Twitter cuz Twitter is the fakest shit known to man
Suddenly everyone talking about oversharing and I dont know why
And yet we find our lives interesting and important
And yet we find our lives interesting and important
Censoring between the lines to prevent me from reading between the lines -- well played
Censoring between the lines to prevent me from reading between the lines -- well played
Don't forget I curated all this for you And every post you enjoy Is you helping me self actualize In the most retarded parasocial way possible
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When a new follower joins and the algo gives them all my posts at once
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I don't clear up rumors, where's yall sense of humor?
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You don't need anyone's permission to act You can just do things If people dont approve, fuck em
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why would I back down if you are wrong?
You did exactly what I thought you would do and honestly it is just kind of disappointing really
A tiny music box playing the nuttella jingle 🎶 ✨️
A tiny music box playing the nuttella jingle 🎶 ✨️
We have elonbux at home The elonbux at home
I said yes to the dress
Michael Golden @michaelgold3n
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fatedwanderer84 @fatedwanderer84
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John @MyNameaJohn
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LordPBaby💐 @1ProvidenceBaby
184 Followers 748 Following leader of current World Project. Got God n his friends (aliens n em) to actually stay & help the humans 4 once. official start: June 2023 #ResearchProject
Rose “Vile” Schlo.. @jewkaiser
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Nikola R. Hristov @NikolaRHristov
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Ray Wanderer @RajaRay369
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LoveMworld @lovemworldmc
260 Followers 76 Following Love Madonna, Fan since the start of her career, and in my heart since “La Isla Bonita”. 💟 Love Mother Earth. Love Elon Musk and Tesla & Cybertruck.
Inked Investing @inked_investing
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AIHubsKey @aihubkey
127 Followers 509 Following 🚀 Transforming the future of work with AI. 🤖 | https://t.co/9r1xukEI0Q - Your go-to AI SaaS platform for building AI agents, ai writer, workflows, chatbots & more. #AI
*Serena VanderHoodsen.. @nomaddman
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Trades by Matt @TradesByMattq
92 Followers 3K Following Full Time Futures Day Trader | I trade live every morning on YouTube at market 8:30am ct | Code TBM for 80% off Apex Trader Funding https://t.co/MfFuCe7hGO
Noctis Iscariot @NoctisDeHesse
148 Followers 235 Following Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat Shit!
Clay Tablet,hello all.. @AllFarRightBoo
240 Followers 1K Following KEEP IT POSITIVE OR ELSE. Critic of Alleged Fatalism, Party Fake #fiestainamerica Secured Party Important Creditor Emergency Response Society #spicers
Jon @Jhpnw20
487 Followers 92 Following Student at TITS (Texas Institute Of Technology) 🎓Took 1st at the National Meme Competition back in ‘08 🤡 Serving up signature handcrafted memes. 𝕏Ð #greggang
Tanveer Ali @ali_tanveer
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Patrick Hamilton @patbhamilton
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prince 🌐🪬 @y3kfed
239 Followers 353 Following federal agent ! ! (do not trust them). .twitter avant-garde. . .So shall the world go on, to good malignant, to bad men benign, under her own weight groaning.
Computronium ❤️/a.. @AComputronium
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ANA COUPER ♃ 𒀭 �.. @ana_couper
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Bit @bit_willi
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Ian Day 🇬🇧 @Zeksie
532 Followers 476 Following Software Engineer and all round space fan. Great time to be alive!
WhiZ ➠ @WhizPill
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Ann @ElizabethS22288
2K Followers 1K Following 𝕏’s Space Cadet 🎙️»»» ♓️🐲»»» 𝕏/acc»»» Singer»»» Writer»»» AI-Art-Creator»»» IDKY🤖follows»» 🔗: https://t.co/MbZNXkkm26
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『 ポ ポ 』 @o__I_O_v_O_I__o
2K Followers 3K Following 自己成長／エンタメ／クリエイト／+習慣／改善／仕組み化／法則／探求／思考／解像度UP／選択 ※ 基本、怪しい系以外は #フォロバ しますので よかったフォローをお願いします。特にAI作品好きの方、大歓迎✨
Asma Arooj @AsmaArooj4
5K Followers 5K Following #youtuber / Volunteer as MSF🇵🇰 Blogger | Graduated | Digital Marketer Consultant Hardwork is my Passion 😉 | #freelancer✌🏻 Alhumdulillah for everything 🥰
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401 Followers 1K Following • Mahāyāna Buddhist • Part-Time Hermit • Full-Time Seeker •
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The Shark of Main Str.. @sharkofmainst
1K Followers 4K Following Middle Class Loyalist • Rich and Poor People Suck • Pact Act Cancer Survivor🎗• Life Hacks ⮕ Highlights • 🇺🇲 100% American 🇺🇲 • Instagram: FranktheShark4
TechAI @Tech_AI_Tech
6K Followers 7K Following Inspired by AI Data, Powered by Supposition: Unchain The Potential of Tech AI. #TechAI #LearningAI #AI #Technology #GenerativeAI
Yuki Eliot @yukieliot
193 Followers 279 Following Elon Musk fans ❤️ Backup account for @yuki__bitcoin
TJ @MillionsWithMe
212 Followers 221 Following | 25 | Documenting my pursuit of millionaire status through transparent portfolio updates with some memes along the way. Current portfolio value: $62,888💸
Michael Golden @michaelgold3n
1K Followers 588 Following AI research @ucsandiego | accurate AI detection for institutions @ IntegrityAI 🚀
Ryan Jenkins @RyanJenk1ns
98 Followers 41 Following
LordPBaby💐 @1ProvidenceBaby
184 Followers 748 Following leader of current World Project. Got God n his friends (aliens n em) to actually stay & help the humans 4 once. official start: June 2023 #ResearchProject
John @MyNameaJohn
328 Followers 1K Following
Rose “Vile” Schlo.. @jewkaiser
183 Followers 3K Following Kaiser Permanente star ships are approaching: Only Bangers from the Gabbacannon
fatedwanderer84 @fatedwanderer84
3K Followers 2K Following I'm just a simple man who wanders the world. Sharing memes, sending good vibes and more. Spices of Life:🍷💹✈️🥩💃
honeytrap 🥢 @0xHoney
5K Followers 5K Following | baby bunny powered by sesame seed oil | ♡♡♡ | retired minor | fullstack retard | core @TsunamiFinance_ + @bunnyhubu 太阳正在攻击我 *𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯*
Nikola R. Hristov @NikolaRHristov
1K Followers 2K Following 🪴 CEO ⁄ Open ⁄ Source — 📦 Founder → CEO ⁄ ⛈️ @PlayformCloud — 📦 Founder ⁄ 🌆 @CodeEditorLand — ☁️ https://t.co/djLsQ16Bwq —
Ms. Callaway @KingSatine
1K Followers 767 Following Started from the 👇, now I’m 32.5, M.Eng.👩🏻💻- just here being weird, learning and thinking out loud. Typos r me not rereading b4 I post wch is all of them.
Jason Yuan @jasonyuandesign
25K Followers 1K Following cofounder @newcomputer. ex @apple design team. creator of https://t.co/pkxICgvm71
schuld @schuld_eth
10K Followers 2K Following Meme lover,posting funny content on the internet,web3 enthusiast,Consultant at @Rocketxlabsens
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11K Followers 6K Following - thinking big & iterating daily - designer, developer, entrepreneur, artist - AI evangelist - https://t.co/FZGkMmazpG Negative commenters will be blocked
Ask About My Dining R.. @agamemnus_dev
738 Followers 316 Following What I do: I eat Impossible Burgers -- two (edit: FIVE) so far, but I have aspirations. Shout-out to A.S.!
☠️REAPER☠️CAP.. @ReaperCapital
6K Followers 1K Following **TradWife** "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh”
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481 Followers 1K Following Father, husband, information junkie. Dreamer, explorer, experimenter. Crypto, defi, nfts mostly on Solana. Kreechure holder since March 28, 2021.
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362 Followers 2K Following My collection of abstract concepts, pattern recognition & being a silly goose.
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95K Followers 482 Following Prescribing white pills to make life better - not medical advice, just based takes
LoveMworld @lovemworldmc
260 Followers 76 Following Love Madonna, Fan since the start of her career, and in my heart since “La Isla Bonita”. 💟 Love Mother Earth. Love Elon Musk and Tesla & Cybertruck.
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Defender @DefenderOfBasic
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rob @rob_mcrobberson
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*Serena VanderHoodsen.. @nomaddman
295 Followers 2K Following ✨🏹✨ 𝒞𝒶𝓉 𝒟𝒶𝒹 🐱x 2 , Daddy to many a twink, Futurist✌🏽Tell me something funny🐔 Dual BOSS CEO inc.
Joe @JoePostingg
13K Followers 619 Following Infosec, politics, and fast food. Subscribe to my newsletter https://t.co/OUpl9s9C0i
friendly neighbourhoo.. @lavendereys
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Inked Investing @inked_investing
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