King Trout @The_King_Trout
Millionaire, Entrepreneur, Liar | king_trout on TikTok, Insta, & YouTube kingtroutcomedy.com Texas, USA Joined July 2023-
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If at first you don’t succeed- fuckin give up bro lmaoo what are you doing? You fucked it up the first time, why do you think you should try again you fuckin loser lmaoo
Found this while cleaning my Argentinian grandpa’s garage. Can someone help me identify it? For some reason he gets really quiet when you ask him about the war.
Woke up with the Zoom fan-mail song stuck in my head. Sorry I cant remember your wife’s name, gotta leave room for a PBS children’s show song from 25 years ago.
New vlog!
One day I hope to be wealthy enough to afford pistachios.
Imagine calling Easter “Transgender Day of Visibility.” gtfo with this horseshit
Imagine calling Easter “Transgender Day of Visibility.” gtfo with this horseshit
Had a dream I went to Denny’s- ate the Grand Slam, then had violent diarrhea. The waitress just woke me up from it; Thank God- but someone ate my Grand Slam, and man does this place smell like someone shit their pants.
This shiny faced motherfucker looks like the type of kid who cried at recess @RepTonyGonzales
Dallas!
“John Q” but instead of holding the hospital hostage to save your son, you just want your foreskin back.
Shouts out to the friend who engages in conversation with the Uber driver while everyone else is hanging on for dear life
Ok which guest left a cum sock at the Unsub house… WHO WAS IT???
Pre @UnsubscribeCast live show hang with the boys.
Today is Election Day. After 8 months of grinding from me and my amazing team, today Texas decides its future. Texans will choose whether they’re going to let a bad Republican get away with joining the swamp, or to hold him accountable. Thank you everyone, it’s been my honor❤️
Grocery store- awww fuck Went to high school together “Hey man! How you been?!”
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New #angrymemereview is up! And here is your homework. Thanks for the template @Eli_Doubletap ! ⬇️ video linked below ⬇️
This is BSG trying to understand what the people want
@The_King_Trout Ach ja, das Eargesplittenloudenboomer
Facts.
Fear an old man in a profession where men die young.
Could you guys tag @GregAbbott_TX and please let him know that endorsing Ernest (@TonyGonzales4TX) goes directly against any and all Texas values. Tony Ernest has: - said @mattgaetz and @GoodForCongress are comparable to the Kkk. -said his opponent @TheAKGuy is a “known neo…
A lot of y’all never grew up doing blue collar/ military work and it shows.
@OrdinaryGamers lol guess I’m a racist now. Y’all wanna call me “mayonnaise monster” cause I’m gonna laugh my ass off. Fucking pussies.
@TonyGonzales4TX Mayorkas? Your brunch buddy?
I did what @DonutOperator said and went outside. First time since the RPG accident 6 miles 30 pound pack 1:47:08 Want to work my way back up to SOF standards. And then margs.
@TonyGonzales4TX Wasn’t that the guy who said Hitler was sent by God?
Most days I just want a junior bacon cheeseburger
@ExpressNews Yep, just like every other historic firearm I’ve ever reviewed. American. Russian. German. British. Rhodesian. WW1. WW2. Cold War. Vietnam. GWOT. And I’ll keep doing it, because history is cool and slander is lame 👍
Like father, like son
@The_King_Trout The amount of disrespect is insane. I literally thought this was a joke. And google it 😂
@The_King_Trout They aren’t trying to destroy traditions that have been around for centuries or anything… doesn’t matter that Obama was the first one to do this either. Officially being recognized by the former VP (now Pres) of the most divisive Pres ever is not a coincidence.
By the power of friendship, I am healed. Britches never soilt Thanks to the homeys who took care of me from the world's worst tummy ache @Kleanisklean @Bexar_Arms @ChocolateOpera1 @The_King_Trout
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