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@TheOnion I’ll take Death Dealer Minnie Mouse over Meatball Rob any day
@TheOnion Disney has Marvel and Star Wars, so getting two senators and a rep seems about right.
@TheOnion Vats of boiling oil were spotted on the ramparts of Cinderella's Castle yesteday. Anti-aircraft systems fully tested last night...
@TheOnion King Mickey kingdom hearts in real?