Report: 17% Of Easter Egg Hunts End In Child Setting Off Landmine theonion.com/report-17-of-e…
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@TheOnion Does that include cluster bombs?
@TheOnion That's a lower number than I expected. Regardless, we do have plenty of children. It'll be OK.
@TheOnion @Chigurh_Crash tfw you hire an Israeli Easter bunny