Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

Marvel Jesus, X-Man, Avenger, Immortal sexy merc with a mouth (Parody MDNI. writer is 25+) In your mom Joined December 2009

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

Babe you and me are just IN SYNCH

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2 years ago

⚔️ Wade Wilson ⚔️ Deadpool ⚔️ Marvel Jesus ⚔️ 4th wall breaker ⚔️ Immortal ⚔️ Sexy as hell ⚔️ Talks shit ⚔️ Doesn’t give a fuck ⚔️ Likely to piss you off ⚔️ Disney Princess ⚔️ Multiverse ⚔️ RT you know you want to! #MarvelRP #StarTrekRP #DWRP Whatever

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

Who in Stan Lee’s name at Marvel created a Stark!Doom?? I’m going to have serious fucking words… with my katanas

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

Have you seen that popcorn bucket shaped like Wolverine’s head with his massive mouth open? You just know some wise guy thinks his dick will fit perfectly NO NO NO NO! Fuck off!! Not me! I mean, yeah it would but… Fucking hell I’m gonna puke now

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

Dude, it’s fucked up Like, whoa Stark turned baaaad. No? Wait? Not Stark? You’re shitting me?! Okay done with him now. Bring in an AI

✧ s͟t͟r͟o͟n͟g͟e͟s͟t͟ ͟ ͟o͟f͟ ͟ ͟t͟o͟morrow .ᐟ @inheritedshrine

2 years ago

toast.⠀ is it just me or does anyone else feel pretty “ehh” about the RDJ reveal?

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

I miss Hugh wolverine

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2 years ago

Mmmmm sexy huh You know you want it

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

Hey Trekverse! Over here! This is the only guy guaranteed NOT to die wearing a red shirt Hire me!

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

Fuck me! And yes, ladies and gentlemen, I mean it!

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

Logan shoved his claws into my nuts! Yeah pal, we all know you wanna feel of mine seeing as all you have are furballs

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

‘piss off twat’ 1/ Who is twat? 2/ Grammar isn’t your mothers mother Comma comma comma comma comma comedian I cum and gooooo

𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 @SupesKiller

2 years ago

“Piss off twat.”

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

I’ve been blown up, chopped into bits, decapitated, plus tried to be killed many many other ways, but my cock exploding? Unless it’s cum strings, no thanks, variant Wolverine

𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧 @SupesKiller

2 years ago

“Exploding cocks, Jesus. I haven’t even had a cup of chow, and yet all actin’ like circus animals.”

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

@CHIMITATAS Hey, a guy has to have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true? *Thinks about singing, but thinks better of it for once*

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

@CHIMITATAS Will Marvel ever bring you into the MCU? God I hope so. Who else will shag this face without me wearing a mask?!

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

Hey, does any pusher know how to get their hands on that good shit from Vought? You know, the stuff that gave Wolverines variant the laser eyes. Gotta get me some of THAT!!

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

In the beginning, Stan Lee created Deadpool, and he looked upon his creation and thought: “What the @#$% did i just do?!”

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Wade Wilson AKA Deadpool (parody) @TheMarvelJesus

2 years ago

If any of you pathetic little incels try to hurt my 4th wall breaking pal She-Hulk just cus your dick is too small to appreciate her, I’ll do you a favour and chop off what’s left. If I can fucking find it without a microscope!!