Marty Lempkin @TheMartyLempkin
Freelance Infomercial Extraordinaire! You're gonna love it! The Epic Pass Evol Burritos Energy Blaster 3000 Worx Energy San Diego Joined August 2011-
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LOOKING TO GAIN WEIGHT? Follow my easy 36 step program for techniques. Involves bacon and mostly carbohydrates. You're lovin it! FLAM!
Record crowd here for my live taping here in LA! TAMP! lovin it.
So your neighbors arent happy with ur music volume? Try the all new Neighbor Blaster 3000. 6000watt amp Literally crushes ur neighbors fence
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Chapter 46 of my book. Talking and eating at the same time. I'll show you how to do it and what foods work best.
No time like the present! Chapter 16, Walk though the doors that open. Buy my book! "You're Gonna Love It!"
Weeds keeping you up at night? BLAMP! The new Energy Blaster 3000! Pour it in some fertilizer, drink it. U'll sleep like a baby!
I can sell anything! But I only sell the best! Lovin' it!
IN A FIGHT WITH THE WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND? Energy Blaster 3000 turns angry women reasonable! TARP! Just like that!
Not getting enough compliments from coworkers/friends/family? Try not working as hard on anything and then BAM do one thing well!
Drinking coffee in the hotel room after a long day. Nothing like a relaxing cup of Dunkin' Donuts with a little Energy Blaster 3000 in it.
(*Rules and restrictions apply. Normal best friend obligations not applicable. Read "You're Gonna Love it!" manual for more information.)
Having trouble making friends!? By my book and become my best friend* today!
Look for my new film "Get Rich or Die Trying." It was my film name first.
BRING THE FAM TOGETHER! Marty has the best meat option for this coming Thanksgiving. Tofu/turkey/beef carcass all in one! FLIMP! LOVIN IT!
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jordan @Jemery619
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