kafka the cat (Cat Lawyer) @TheKafka
I am Kafka...Ageless.....kind of Gooey..in the eye-parts...but I solve law.....or at the very least..give it a Good Sniff.!.!.! Joined April 2019-
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This is a question..for my Angular Pals… Do you sometimes wish..that you were Round….or perhaps a little Skrungly.?.?
I..will not be here Forever….but for now I can sniff…Sniff and Snort…and even smooch..! It is true…I am here..and I’m glad you are too.!.!
An..Epic Journey..!
A reminder..that I love you..! And that I care…about your Well-being.!. And also..I would like Seven Dollars..!!
My Very First Gogurt…has me Absolutely Rowdy!!
I’ll admit…I have a Flair for the Dramatic.!
Please Mother…I Require the Meats..!
Choosing a..Literary Experience…can be Quite Arduous..!
I sit..In the Dark….”contemplating”..and enjoying a snooze…
I require little..just Constant Attention…anywhere between 5-5k Smooches a day..and perhaps….a little Sniff of Ham.!.!
Wobbly Ruth and Frien.. @RuthWobbles
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3K Followers 1K Following 1 year old baby man littol guy | BLM | 🏳️⚧️💛🏳️🌈 | momb @Maaszel_Tov dade @astroviks ✡️🏴🚩🇵🇸@kaletherabbit @TheKafka Picard is nearly as comfy
@TheKafka Has an man ever bin as comfy as this ? No
@TheKafka @orientaliste11 Here is your comfy french fellow...
The Rob Thomas-Jason Mraz-John Mayer radio era is my comfort era
@TheKafka Ouuu Yasss. love when. my! cheeks scritch, and, under… my chinney chin chins!
before pettins… after pettins.
@TheKafka kakfa......youre eye boogies......
@TheKafka wowe!!!! a cinnymatic epic!!!! 🤩
Yuo wake up in the middle off the nite And sea this man at the foot off yuo’re bed.. what do yuo do 😱
@TheKafka @squimchyhoney Does it giv yuo super power’s ??
why do cats make biscuits like they're crafting some herbal medicine and someone's life immediately depends on it? like, chill. you work too hard.
@TheKafka the cutest of the gameboy's 💖💖💖💖💖💖
My pet peeve caught on tape!!! : wen i am geting brushed and i get hair (hare..) in my ear and it make me itch !!! It ruin’s my nice Moment