Jason Offutt, just some guy with ilithiophobia @TheJasonOffutt

Author of a lot of books. Humorist, nerd, #StarTrek fan. Writes sci-fi, horror. The sequel to my horror novel, THE GIRL IN THE CORN, comes out in 2024. jasonoffutt.com Dimension C-137 Joined March 2012

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Jason Offutt, just some guy with ilithiophobia @TheJasonOffutt

2 days ago

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2 days ago

Wait. So the @BuffaloBills agreed to a trade with the @Chiefs so the Chiefs could pick Xavier Worthy? What happened the last time the Bills did this with KC? Oh, yeah. Then Chiefs drafted a guy named Patrick Mahomes. Oh, long-suffering Buffalo fans. Things aren't getting easier.

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4 days ago

People are surprised when I tell them I loathe Scrabble. But, Jason, you're an author, you teach writing at a university, you, blah, blah, blah. The truth is, I'm just not very good at it.

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4 days ago

Elegant prose? Thought-provoking? Thrilling? Oh, you big flirt.

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5 days ago

This is how I lost 20 pounds before summer: I didn't. I just stopped giving a shit.

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6 days ago

I'm in the middle of a non-fiction manuscript, and wanted to take a short fiction break, so I gave myself a writing prompt. This is what happened. jasonoffutt.com/wwttsd

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6 days ago

The sequel to my horror novel, "The Girl in the Corn" (psst. It's award-winning), isn't even out until June, but I found a review of "The Boy From Two Worlds" on Goodreads (dude loved it, and didn't even read the first book). Sweet. You can pre-order at camcatbooks.com/Books/T/The-Bo….

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7 days ago

I thoroughly enjoyed "Fallout." However, I'm finished with it. There's most probably going to be another season, right? I've gotten to the point there's SO MUCH content available now, I'm happiest with an eight-episode closed series than anything longer. I don't have time for it.

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7 days ago

The 9yo wanted the family to play three gams of Go Fish. I went out first each time. They said I didn't win because I didn't have the most matches, but believe me, folks, I was the winner.

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a week ago

Brian Johnson's pre-AC/DC band, Geordie. Dude doesn't sound the same—at all. youtube.com/watch?v=sKCtHO…

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a week ago

If I could ever lure David Gilmour to my house, I'd feed him full of amphetamines and demand he play the solo to "Comfortably Numb" for 24 hours straight. I'd apologize after, of course, but I couldn't pay him. I would bake him some nice muffins, though. youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTtt…

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a week ago

Large crowds freak me out. More and more coming in. Getting ready for pomping and circumstancing.

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2 weeks ago

“Since nobody knows what they’re doing, successful authors create myths around themselves by necessity—it helps with interviews.” Ryan Chapman, author of "The Audacity” and "Riots I Have Known”

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2 weeks ago

When ol' Musky bought Twitter, I opened a Threads account. A lot of writers went there, which was cool, but the last five people to follow me this week are pornbots. I never get pornbots on Twitter. Probably going to stay here.

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2 weeks ago

The manuscript submission process: Novel written? Check. Thoroughly revised? Youbetcha. Given thumbs up by beta readers? Sweet. Cover letter? Rolls off the tongue. Now... I have to write a synopsis? Mother &%$#*@g, fart, godd@%#&ed pi$$bucket sh&t. #WritingCommunity

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2 weeks ago

Five years old, and “Chasing American Monsters” is No. 42 in Amazon’s “Ghosts and Hauntings” category. It just got its 700th review. The sequel, “Chasing North American Monsters,” is due to the publisher in October. So, if you’re a telemarketer, leave me alone. I’m busy.