Actual The Richard Hanrahan @TheHitch
Actual Coronation chicken enthusiast, board game designer, stand-up, father (in that order). Also @Whobblers when he remembers. Opinions all on my own. linktr.ee/therichardhanr… Edinburgh Joined January 2009-
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It's still not sunk in. Aside from being a stalwart of the Scottish comedy scene, he's near enough one of the best human beings you could hope to meet. I just cannot get over how genuine and kind he would be to everyone Tell them things like this before they go
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Best job in the world I think, and all you need is a bespoke drainable wetroom, about 30 very niche tools and the suddiest chemicals known to man
Actual The Richard Hanrahan retweeted
我开始以为地毯是绿色长毛的那个，直到他把那一层刮走了😂
What is this? England nearly got put out by DR Congo in the round before not even the quarter finals... and now its "Maybe it is coming home" from a PM and "Greatest player since Bobby Moore"?? Utter delusion
And for my money, Declan Rice is the greatest England footballer since Bobby Moore
@johndredge her left arm looks massive too
@_martinjames 5 is next, good luck!
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Ah, well welcome back. I've been writing up some satirical/parody editorials over on my newsletter called Improper Instructions. I'd love you to take a look and subscribe over there, see the next tweets for the link!
Of course Brazil are winning. Their clever tactic was starting the game with 11 Brazillian, whereas Scotland barely have any #BRASCO
Opta: Brazil have spent longer celebrating their goals than in posession of the ball. Sambalievable #BRASCO
What hill would I die on? I would rather die than die on a hill
John Cage: 4 inches, 33 whatever inches are subdivided into (toes?)
Who was the first guy to start watching the Wizard of Oz and ask his mates “hey, would anyone mind if I stuck an album on?”
For Sale: One sad, open top bus
@SheaSerrano it means 'book chapter' and then 'verse'; so in this we are referencing McIlroy Chapter 1: Verse 44: "error sorry I did not understand the request 'chatgpt, what would be a funny religious parody reference to make as if the golfer McIlroy had written a book in the bible"
You like word right? Well as usual I've made up some new ones. Get this months WRDS update over on my newsletter
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@_martinjames @ScotRail and then you atted them too😅
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