Colbert’s Beard @TheColbeard
I am Colbert’s Beard. Joined September 2018-
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I haven’t worn pants.
The longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to return to a society where pants are required.
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Colbert’s Beard retweeted
NY: We need ventilators. TRUMP: *lobs paper towels at the Statue of Liberty*
@NSiegel_DC Justice is always darkest before the dawn
Can you smell what the Colbeard is cooking? #LSSC #cabinfever
@jayhawkalum99 That certainly is a person
It’s been a while... miss me? #LSSC
@jayhawkalum99 I don’t think that’s a real person
@hollyhanni2 @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome No problem 😂
@hollyhanni2 You know I’m not associated with @colbertlateshow or @StephenAtHome, right?
@JakePlunkett I just finished a 6 hour shift in customer service, so I’ll be breaking out the whiskey as soon as I’m home.
I’m sorry @Netflix, but was #SantaClaritaDiet not funny enough for you? Is Drew Barrymore not precious enough? And is Timothy Olyphant TOO adorable in some way?! Shame on you for cancelling it...
Spending today getting caught up on #TradingSpaces. Thinking of starting a beardmance with either Brett or John... what you think?
Colbert’s Beard retweeted
do you ever wear shoes a whole size too small because they dont have your size & you just CAN NOT pass up cool shoes? that was me at my show Friday... almost lost my feet to lack of air or circulation but totally worth it - Happy Easter 🐥🐇
Did @EricTrump do this? I feel like Eric did this...
Feeling cute might delete later... #NewProfilePic
*sitting in a cold attic tapping my foot* Is it time for my return yet, @StephenAtHome? I’m chilly. #LSSC
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