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Environment FTW! This incredible creature can consumer up to two pounds of plastic a day! bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
National coin shortage continues as increasingly disgruntled Jeff Bezos continues efforts to obtain stuffed unicorn. bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Out with the old, in with the new: This mailman-activated barking apparatus could replace your dog! bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Report: Big turtle really old. bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Wow! This incredible photo shows 6 whole generations of a family that apparently can't stop getting knocked up as teenagers. bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Report: Target shopper must be lost. bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Gamers rejoice! Super Smash Brothers Will now finally include a character with a sword! bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Promise of subsequent silly photo only thing keeping kid smiling for camera bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
God releases thousands from hell after reluctant admittance that sometimes “boys will be boys”.
Uh oh! Your friend just published a song again and probably expects you to listen to it.
Whale retires early to spend more time at beach. bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Northeastern University's Co-op program allows students early glimpse of what its like to make less money than your friends. bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Guy who can skate backwards makes big fucking deal about it. bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Girl wearing Rolling Stones shirt probably doesn’t even know Keith Richards’ social security number. bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
Zee Shan @zeeshan99691
2K Followers 2K Following
Derek Cope @derekcope01
203 Followers 517 Following I enjoy wrestling, comedy, movies, music, podcasts, lifting weights, boxing, and more.
Rob Webster @revrobbor
89 Followers 209 Following
Alex Goldschmidt @AlexGoldschmid2
78 Followers 887 Following
Bev Proud @Bev_Proud
134 Followers 786 Following
Grant Follett @grant_follett
127 Followers 612 Following First person to ever use the word ‘wow’ correctly in a sentence.
bamboo 🇨🇦 @bamboo54
2K Followers 5K Following
Stuart Kopel @stukopel
110 Followers 722 Following
JR @JRMaresca1
40 Followers 112 Following Rogue street sweeper will work for tips. Ready to swarm on request.
Tara McGahey @taramelissamcg
6 Followers 261 Following
Antonio Ramundo @Mastogiga
35 Followers 594 Following General counsel - Especialista em direito tributário e civil - Compliance Officer
Cheese @Cheese83287167
112 Followers 613 Following I eat eat chunky cheese in my closet when I'm feeling sad
Charles Haver @CharlesHaver
7 Followers 65 Following
Gavin gavin @gavvy_wavvy
156 Followers 199 Following
asdfghjklşi @mslmgok13
531 Followers 3K Following
kurdapya @kuurdapya
22 Followers 145 Following
RD @robdyer11
12 Followers 176 Following
பரம ரகச�.. @paramaragasiyam
254 Followers 2K Following இந்தியன். திராவிடன். தமிழன். மனிதன். நான். தமிழால் இணைவோம். தமிழ்சாதிகளாய் அல்ல. 🖤💙 Market Socialist 🤖🌎🕹️🏏🏸⛷️
Kakai Korta @KortaKakai
2 Followers 519 Following Am from the Gambia in west Africa and am living with my family and the siblings
sad n sexy @bumbled__bees
133 Followers 490 Following
T_B🧨 @eyeonu1000
269 Followers 1K Following Father of three great kids and husband to a great woman fav quote living the dream ;)
Lauren @lauren_durkee
22 Followers 79 Following
Courtney Wilkes @courtney_keefer
176 Followers 308 Following Snapchat: https://t.co/om6ks1UBxg Instagram: https://t.co/aISoFf2TPl.
Aaron Nygren @anygren
194 Followers 2K Following The father of four wonderful kids. Simul Justus et Peccator.
Jackson Borre @BorreJackson
9 Followers 53 Following Gymnast, wrestler, faggot, what else is there to know?
William Shakespeare @JustResiznTrump
6K Followers 6K Following #resist #fucktrump. I want him gone! I want them ALL gone👊 You can call me Billy. Billy Shakes. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho
Katharine Flannagan @katpiv1
184 Followers 1K Following
Insidious Crouton @badmojo2020
1K Followers 1K Following All reader, wrong writer, dog walker, BS caller, Dad joker, trophy husband, Veteran Soldier, Depression Fighter, humanity doubter, hope seeker.
Eli Eifling @EiflingEli1
59 Followers 547 Following A professional retweeter and loves college football
shelby@musicbyshelby @shelbymusicbys1
642 Followers 2K Following I am a music composer and a retired Nurse, with a passion for healing others through music. I am producing a Christ Inspired CD addressing Social Issues.
Tom Curtis @TomCurt10186241
70 Followers 944 Following Music Pop Basketball Tech News Food Literature Weather Fitness & Wellness NBA Photography Humanitarian Indie/Experimental Science News Health Baseball MLB Art
Esplanada @esplanadaagency
4K Followers 5K Following Comunicação estratégica para o mundo Corporativo, Político e de Causas.
Mannibal Lecter @mannymcbeast
85 Followers 378 Following
hi im aiban @roebey
189 Followers 2K Following surely i'll do something one of these days | (he/him) | not @misterfooo_
Ryan Bergin @_ryan_bergin
92 Followers 162 Following
Zee Shan @zeeshan99691
2K Followers 2K Following
Lake Highland Prepara.. @lhpsnews
2K Followers 106 Following Lake Highland offers PK-12th-graders a remarkable education and unique opportunities to learn and lead. https://t.co/srmQU6Fz2b #LHP #LakeHighlandPrep #HighlanderHighlights
bamboo 🇨🇦 @bamboo54
2K Followers 5K Following
Hirohiko @Hirohiko00
25 Followers 341 Following
Krishna R @guntaka_krishna
19 Followers 46 Following Just trying to live like a normal person. And I am a person who knows the secret of life :)
ICYMI @ICYMIvideo
7K Followers 231 Following A refuge of common sense. (via @RT_com, if you're worried about that kind of thing)
Ethan Thomas @Ethanthomas86
191 Followers 187 Following wearer of many hats, both literally and metaphorically. gwu alum
LRingsdorf @LRingsdorf
55 Followers 442 Following
jake glynn @JG_Juicy90
91 Followers 361 Following
LynnMarie Sciaba 🇺.. @lynnsciaba
38 Followers 746 Following
Bill Clark @BillClark48
2 Followers 35 Following
Afgbachagak456 @afgbachagak456
6 Followers 83 Following
Robert Lobster, Attor.. @PossiblyLobster
24 Followers 234 Following Ballpoint Pen Enthusiast - serious inquiries only
shehangsbrightly @shehangsbright1
4 Followers 17 Following west coast psychedelic indie band from vernon bc
姜当当 @kenkenyhelen
1 Followers 62 Following
Nate @Nate58460026
5 Followers 36 Following
Sharon @SharonE86
41 Followers 26 Following
Jordan Bideaux @Bideaux_
88 Followers 115 Following
fodderman1914 @fodderman1914
741 Followers 3K Following too long in the trenches now retired in futility, contemplating the wrecking ball my generation has taken to the planet and to rights of proletariat
Amr Maatouk @maatouk
197 Followers 2K Following
Istrate Alexandra @alexandrakoko07
1 Followers 37 Following
kristinewilkes @figuregirlfla
10 Followers 117 Following
ً @owngry
41 Followers 207 Following
Assia 🐘♋ @Rassiyaaa
33 Followers 208 Following And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world ~ Frost
王锦 @hPBqvphn61Zk5A9
2 Followers 51 Following
Aaron Nygren @anygren
194 Followers 2K Following The father of four wonderful kids. Simul Justus et Peccator.
Helle Gotterup Skov @Skowlie
45 Followers 273 Following
Antonio Ramundo @Mastogiga
35 Followers 594 Following General counsel - Especialista em direito tributário e civil - Compliance Officer
ToxicfreeYasuoAdmirer @ToxicfreeA
5 Followers 94 Following I am a good guide to people that feel lost. I help all the people that care about me.
Paper Thin Kingdom @PTK_Productions
28 Followers 161 Following Paper-Thin Kingdom Productions - Podcasts, sketch shows, short films and other such creative goodness. Founded by @CharMcew & @leevpotts.
Μάνος Κανδε.. @ManosKanderakis
586 Followers 1K Following
zach @zach1941
41 Followers 168 Following
T_B🧨 @eyeonu1000
269 Followers 1K Following Father of three great kids and husband to a great woman fav quote living the dream ;)
Smart Belle Amplifica.. @SmartBelleAmpl1
42 Followers 539 Following Smart Belle amplification was founded by Lance Keltner We are making an incredible line of guitar amplifiers and effects pedals
Blaziken_99 @Blaziken_99
139 Followers 611 Following I used to do speedruns until I realised playing games casually was more fun :)
Taylor Armstrong @Armstrong102197
292 Followers 377 Following
Environment FTW! This incredible creature can consumer up to two pounds of plastic a day! bit.ly/2Qfz6lW
We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we've seen in the US this week. Read it; it's terrifying. I'll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I've gotten it wrong. imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial…
CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan trib.al/os0uL6b
Biologists Still No Closer To Discovering How Birds Have Sex trib.al/BcfYU9A
Report: It Apparently Time In Conversation To Smile, Laugh trib.al/qAeOQzQ
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