Azeem Banatwalla @TheBanat
Here to rant about MUFC and BMC ● Performing at Melbourne International Comedy Festival, 8-21 April. linktr.ee/azeembanatwalla Mumbai Joined May 2009-
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Hamilton is the only driver in F1 who can send it on T1 like it's a no rules open lobby, ruin the race of 3 drivers and see no penalty for it. He deserved every bit of the treatment Magnussen gave him. Bro literally does not know how to drive a car that isn't in first place.
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Congratulations to Liverpool fans on successfully signing Wilson Fisk as new manager
There is such catharsis to watching Barcelona getting screwed over in a UEFA tournament 🤭
Another United game, another Casemiro flight to Saudi needing booking
Still maintain that Casemiro and Bruno need to go if we are to have any controlcin midfield. Bruno is too much chaos to work in a disciplined system. He's the reason we needed McFred for 3 years. You can't have any progressive midfielder behind him. And Case, less said the better
There are full time jobs that are less stressful than watching Manchester United's midfield for 90 minutes
Take Rashford off and we're immediately productive in attack. Antony brings energy. Rashford should be nowhere near starting.
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Cool gig alert for tonight trybooking.com/BOCLQ
Melbourne friends, I'd love to find people to play football with while I'm there for the comedy festival. If you have a regular game with spots available, let me know!
#Sidepod Australian GP review is live naooo! youtube.com/live/jHC_mnemC…
Azeem Banatwalla retweeted
This was a banger of an act by @TheBanat Haven't laughed so much in an hour for ages. Facial muscles are still recovering.
Oooooof Ferrari vs McLaren. Good old days are back!
NEVER GIVE IN! Woooo haven't felt this good after a football match in a while
I'm going to say this now - if Ange or Klopp or Arteta had Bruno, Antony and Maguire as the back 3 against Liverpool - British media would be building them statues the next day. Give Ten Hag the respect he deserves. He showed balls and bottle, and we fucking deserved that
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Just said नो to fascists and that's @TheBanat's tee!
“BMC in Mumbai is a pathbreaking organisation because all paths are broken in this city” - @TheBanat 😂 but 😭
one of the best standup show on Nashik Mumbai highway @TheBanat
Fantastic show in Bangalore yesterday by @TheBanat One of the most clever and smartly written comedy show I have been to Azeem o shan shahenshah 😁 Well done
@kunwara_ladkaa Rayo Vallecano Vallecano Rayo @TheBanat @Cowtuk @craziebawa
Genius my friend @TheBanat <3
Hugely entertaining stream today @TheBanat had spent hours on research and put his points quite well. Have heard this from others and @Cowtuk for a while now: “look at Ange and Emery to see what can be done in 6months youtube.com/live/c8BKze-lM… 1/n
@TheBanat Pebble street (if they are Screening )
@TheBanat Essex Farms is there near IIT Delhi, but as this is an 11 PM game, i doubt that they wil be screening the match.
@TheBanat McTominay in goal today saves the 2nd free kick btw..
Thanks to @SpursOfficial @Spurs_India for the jersey. Would never have imagined a gift from the club given to me by the legends themselvesss!!!!! Unreallll.
Bengaluru airport security. Officer: bag me murti hai? Me: sir Puruskar hai Officer: acha. Is me ke sharp Point hai? Me: sir sharp nahi hai. Uska pankh hai. Officer: acha acha. Dikhaiye. I open the bag. He looks at the award. Lifts it up. It’s not sharp. Officer: accha…
@TheBanat I laughed very hard at this: x.com/mo_utdred/stat…
Jonny Evans and Paolo Maldini after hearing the final whistle.
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