Zelensky Drives By In Ferrari To Remind Americans Of The Importance Of Filing Your Taxes buff.ly/43FCUDR
@TheBabylonBee Yeah, America is paying for their mansions, their pensions, etc. Wouldn't want the Ukraine elites to go without.
@TheBabylonBee CNN: In act of extreme sacrifice Zelensky opts for less luxurious, but faster, automobile to allow him to more quickly travel to the frontlines
@TheBabylonBee If we won’t fund a foreign leaders lifestyle, then who will?
Perhaps a photo of Zelensky in a hospital on a bed with a soldier with two legs blow off by a landmine, would remind you he is fighting for freedom from fascism, and there is more humor to be had against Putin than the guy on our side fighting to save his people from a genocidal tyrant. Just saying.
@TheBabylonBee Oh I thought he was just pulling up to show respects to OJ.
@TheBabylonBee @KelleyAshbyPaul Can we claim him as a dependent?
@TheBabylonBee Yes, millions of illegals depend on it too
@TheBabylonBee The Big Guy gets his 10% first