Trump Hosts Press Conference To Share How He Beat 'Elden Ring' Without Dying Once buff.ly/4adILTI
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@TheBabylonBee I would pay to see that…can you imagine it? Trump: “My dodges are the best, I don’t say that…but people tell me that. They say, Trump’s dodges…quite frankly…are the BEST we’ve ever seen…ever before in history…”
@TheBabylonBee I love gaming and I love game dying. Dying and being able to return in 2 seconds is my goal in every game. Because = exhilarating!
@TheBabylonBee Wow, this one is really out of date. Elden Ring was years ago.
@TheBabylonBee If anyone could, it’s The Donald!