Progressive Christian Offers New, More Open, Less Judgmental Christianity — No, Wait, It’s Just Satan Again babylonbee.com/news/progressi…
@TheBabylonBee There's nothing less judgemental than Christianity. Everyone is always free to make their own decisions.
@TheBabylonBee Looking for some churchy opportunities? These churches welcome progressive priests on a mission. If you actually do believe in God and Jesus, you need not apply.
@TheBabylonBee but it's the "judgy church lady" that kids equate with church/Christianity instead of loving people as Jesus would.
@TheBabylonBee Satan always copies everything God does. If satan were alive today he would probably copy and paste from chat gpt about it..
@TheBabylonBee They don't call him the prince of lies, the accuser/deceiver for nothing .
@TheBabylonBee Uh, this isn't satire at all, this is what it is, lol!
@TheBabylonBee As I often say, the devil rarely wears horns.
@TheBabylonBee @The_Kyle_Mann “No wait it’s just satan again” 😂