The Stanford Axe @TheAxe1899
All is well in the life of this humble lumberman’s axe. Just never make me go to Palo Alto again… Berkeley, CA Joined August 2014-
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The fact that I am not winning by Kim Jong Un margins is embarrassing. Come on!! #VoteAxe2024
The fact that I am not winning by Kim Jong Un margins is embarrassing. Come on!! #VoteAxe2024
FSU is going to try and get out of the ACC? Gonna need some Atlantic Coast solidarity!!! 😬
Vibes are totally off. At least the basketball team... Damn it all to hell, they lost too.
I think we need a momentum shift heading into the second half...am I doing this right? #GoBears
Agreed. #H1M
GO BEARS.
College football is corrupt? Shocked I say, SHOCKED!! I’m not that shocked…
What?! Do we have stanfurdites giving out parking tickets now? Someone pay @THEJAYDNOTT’s ticket…stat!! #GoBears
Is it just me or is anyone else hoping that Texas ends up getting screwed out of a playoff spot and ends up at no. 5 on the outside looking in? #Karma #Texas #NeverForget2004
As a longtime ACC fan I am distraught over the idea that our dear conference-mate FSU might get shafted out of a playoff spot. #BackTheACC
I am just a simple lumberman's axe mounted to some wood with no functioning brain and this take made me lose a few IQ points. Sweet Oski Jesus this guy is something, isn't he?
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day.
There is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. I do not wish to add to it, but will given no choice. Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day. https://t.co/B6XbSov7ZC
Apparently the @CBSSportsNet announcers keep calling @CalMBBall Stanford. Ummm…no. Cal is the one that actually has an axe, get it right!! #GoBears
‘Twas a warm November 20th in 1982. The Stanfurd Band was on the field, they thought the Bear was through. The clock just read four second and we kept the ball alive… And said EAT SHIT you Stanfurdites it’s 20-25. #OTD #GoBears #CardinalBeDamned
As I said, the **ME** Rally is today at noon. See you all there with @rallycomm, @CalBand, @Oski, @CalCheerleading, and @caldanceteam!! #GoBears
Good to be in Berkeley for another year! Hope to see all bunch of Cal fans at the AXE RALLY tomorrow! #GoBears
Heading back home to Berkeley! It was a good day. #GoBears
Sweet Oski Jesus, is it that time of year again? I can stench of the farm is all around me. #GoBears #BeatStanfurd
Troy Taylor never got his hands on me while at Cal and let's hope that his Big Game losing streak continues. He's a worthless furdie now. #GoBears
Soooo…I hear that Walt Harris is available. Maybe Stanfurd should give him a call? #GoBears
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@CFBHome “The greatest trophy since Helen” is 125 years old. Here’s a thread I wrote about it back in 2018. 🧵 👇🏼
85 years ago today, @theASUC president Wakefield Taylor and @ASSUExec president Gerald H. Trautman signed an agreement that made @TheAxe1899 a perpetual trophy to be awarded to the winner of #TheBigGame (the contest between @CalFootball & @StanfordFball)
And the @LABowlGame needs this too...
@TheAxe1899 Glad you don't have to go back there! Those students dressed in black looked pretty dreadful.
the stanford tree is currently being yelled at and escorted off the field. this is not a bit btw this is actually happening
Starkey just said that we don't hate each other...oh Joe, we 1000% hate stanfurd.
@streamlinedman @TheAxe1899 @PacFight Here’s a prediction: “F*** you stanfurd!” will rain from the rafters in the sky on Nov 19.
@TheAxe1899 @PacFight Sure, that's the important thing, but it doesn't take much energy to root against them on every other weekend as well. 🪓🪓🪓
Stanford's schedule in 2022 is ridiculous - by far the toughest logistically in the conference
Basses with @TheAxe1899 🪓 as it honored us with a visit to The Cal Band Awards Banquet tonight!
@TheAxe1899 Probably only because Smart & Final paid them to do so!
@Lesmitch529 @CalAthletics Just put it on display in the Student Union, where it belongs. @Cal @rallycomm
Increasingly glad I recorded the Notre Dame-Stanford game for some lolz.