Adrian Teal 🖌🎨substack.com/@tealcartoons @TealCartoons
Pencil-wielding numpty. Caricaturist for #SpittingImage. Co-author of #Plaguebusters. DM me for #caricature commissions. Find me on Substack. adrianteal.com Uncanny Valley Joined March 2009-
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Here's a video of all the celebrities stuffed into my downstairs toilet. #caricature
Short, free post about progress on my second Prohibition #caricature : open.substack.com/pub/tealcartoo…
"I can’t think of another career criminal who enjoys such notoriety and legendary status as Capone" In the latest All Things History post, @TealCartoons explores the history of Prohibition through caricature. histfest.substack.com/p/drawing-insp…
Jack Nicholson. #caricature
I've been quite productive lately, so here's a very short video showing my recent #caricature output.
I'm roughing out a new Prohibition-inspired #caricature painting, showing drinkers in a speakeasy in the 1920s.
Short article about my completed Al Capone painting, and the next one in my Prohibition series. #caricature open.substack.com/pub/tealcartoo…
I have just finished this Al Capone painting, which is the first in a series I'm planning, inspired by Prohibition-era America. It captures a moment during a break in his trial for income tax evasion. I don't envy his lawyer. #caricature
One of my all-time favorite nonfiction authors @AbbottKahler has a new book coming out, and I couldnt be more excited! EDEN UNDONE is a true story of sex & murder & a gun-wielding Baroness. Pre-order via @BNBuzz and get 25% off. Coupon code PREORDER25. tinyurl.com/bde8ev9k
I Am Maximus #caricature
Don't Call Me Scarface: Here's a progress report on Substack, concerning my plans to #caricature Prohibition-era America, starting with Al Capone. open.substack.com/pub/tealcartoo…
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Roy is finished. #caricature
Deckard sketch, which was the basis for a painting. #caricature
Here's a free article I wrote on Substack about my plans to #caricature the world of Prohibition-era cops and mobsters: open.substack.com/pub/tealcartoo…
Some more work done on Roy Batty. #caricature
I felt like cracking on with another Roy Batty painting. #caricature #bladerunner
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"I can’t think of another career criminal who enjoys such notoriety and legendary status as Capone" In the latest All Things History post, @TealCartoons explores the history of Prohibition through caricature. histfest.substack.com/p/drawing-insp…
@TealCartoons You open up with a Joker, a Knave, and a King.
@TealCartoons No thank you seeing your creations is a joy Adrian 👍🏽
@TealCartoons 😲wow that's amazing looks just like a black and white photo 😲☘️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽☘️👍🏽
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@TealCartoons Are you nit entertained?! Another great job.
@DrLindseyFitz @SeinfeldTV @TealCartoons @JerrySeinfeld @OfficialJLD @IJasonAlexander That’s amazing brilliant fantastic one of my favourite Tv shows
@DrLindseyFitz @SeinfeldTV @TealCartoons @JerrySeinfeld @OfficialJLD @IJasonAlexander Lmao those are great ! Well done tell him🤘🏼👏🏻
Framed and hanged! Caricature paintings of the @SeinfeldTV ensemble by my ridiculously talented husband, @TealCartoons. Our house just got funnier! Hoping @JerrySeinfeld @OfficialJLD @IJasonAlexander see these!
@TealCartoons Batty and I very similar spiritually! Just out here fighting for my life! 😂
@TealCartoons I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe