Tales From A Bar @TFABar
True stories shared from behind the bar, cocktail recipes, drinking jokes, tipsy trivia, and famous quotes about alcohol. talesfromabar.com Joined January 2012-
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What are the only four things a pirate wants upon arriving on shore? Ho, ho, ho...and a bottle of rum!
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You know you have had too much absinthe...when you don't blush...you green!
The Soy Straw talesfromabar.com/2013/06/the-so…
"Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver." -- Norm Peterson
Jesus could walk on water, but I bet he staggered on alcohol.
The Barnerd talesfromabar.com/2013/05/the-ba…
Lemon Drop talesfromabar.com/2013/05/lemon-…
Did you hear about the crazy lady who poured margaritas in her birdbath? It was enough tequila mockingbird!
"Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity." -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
Bumper Bartenders talesfromabar.com/2013/04/bumper…
@Heather_lynn87 @ServingyouProbz Yuck! Is that bar slime?
It's true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
New story on TFAB: The Office With A Bathroom talesfromabar.com/2013/04/the-of…
Budweiser makes around 780 million gallons of beer per year!
A bee goes into a bar and leaves two hours later...buzzing. Bar Banter talesfromabar.com/bar-banter/
Good Spirits talesfromabar.com/2013/04/good-s…
In France...the average adult drinks around 500 glasses of wine a year.
There is 1 pub for every 350 people in Ireland.
One Ring To Fool Them All talesfromabar.com/2013/03/one-ri…
When consumed moderately, alcohol is often associated with enhancing our cognitive thinking!
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