Super Sprouts @SuperSprouts
We guarantee our parenting memes and jokes will make you laugh, or you will get your money back, just pay for the shipping and handling first. Joined September 2020-
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I think my parents were fans of Bob Ross They keep calling me their happy little accident
A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?” Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.” Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?” Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question
Where do parents live if they love their two sons Tatooine
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
As a child I had a medical condition where I had to eat dirt 3 times a day in order to survive Luckily my older brother told me about it
My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again. Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.
Parents: "We don't know how else to tell you. You're adopted. Your actual parents are from Alaska." Kid: "Inuit all along!"
My parents are the funniest people in the world They made a joke 21 years ago and people are still laughing at it.
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