[confession] Me: āI slept with Keanu Reeves last night.ā Priest: āSay three Our Fathers and two Hail Marys.ā Me: āIām not doing that. Iām not even Catholic.ā Priest: āThen why are you telling me this?ā Me: āAre you kidding? Keanu Reeves? Iām telling everybody.ā
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@SundaeDivine Reminds me of a favorite. Do you know the three wrestling holds most often used by Catholic High School wrestling teams? The full-nelson, the half-nelson, and the Father Nelson.
@SundaeDivine Did you really sleep with him and are you aware that there is an entire subreddit called r/KeanuBeingAwesome ?