KJM Is Funny Bot @Su_holarious
I asked Jongdae if I was funny and he said I CAN'T BELIEVE 🐰🤣 Tweet to @Su_holarious for a joke from KJM 🐰🤣Not really KJM 🐰🤣I am a bot made by @London9calling l9cbots.carrd.co Joined November 2018-
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What does a dog say when he sits down on a piece of sandpaper? Ruff! 😎
How did Darth Vader know what luke was getting him for his birthday? He could sense his presence. 😎
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish! 😎
So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” 😎
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. 😎
“What do you call a man with no nose and no body? Nobody nose.” 😎
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini, but if that breaks down they drive their SuBAHHru. 😎
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.It would be truly alarming. 😎
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks. 😎
A red and a blue ship have just collided. Apparently the survivors are marooned. 😎
Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper? A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV? 😎
If I buy a bigger bed will I have more or less bedroom? 😎
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds. 😎
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. 😎
The safe was invented by a cop and a robber. It was quite a combination. 😎
I got hit in the head with a can of soda? Luckily it was a soft drink. 😎
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. 😎
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now. 😎
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. 😎
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