Stunt Panda ✳️ @StuntPanda
Twitter pays me $12 a month to put that green star next to my name. No need for a blue check. Panda Landa Joined October 2015-
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Johnson: The state of Idaho Is literally arguing for the right to deny patients emergency abortion care, even if it means that they could die. So let me say that again, The Supreme Court will soon decide if our opponents really have the right to let us die
We were looking for a classic comedy movie to watch, an old @RobSchneider movie came up, my girlfriend had to remind me her nephew died of measles because Rob Schneider is a dumb piece of shit that wants children to die because he hates science and children.
Hey ya'll! There's some bad poison in the poison! #Botox.
Defendant #Trump is losing his shit over the hilariously realistic sketch of him making an asshole face at the courtroom artist. Pro Tip: Don't want to be drawn looking like a fucking asshole? Don't be a fucking asshole you fucking asshole.
The thing I love most about Taylor Swift's new album is it's forcing children to learn a fortnight isn't just a video game.
Just discovered a cool genre of music videos on YouTube: people stand in front of two turn tables and a mixer, play awesome chill music, and pretend to be DJs. They'll turn dials and press buttons but nothing actually happens. I even saw one lady lift the record, no change.
Now, because @BestBuy's website is a criminal, stealing my money, not giving me my replacement phone, my phone is LITERALLY blowing up and if I catch fire and die it's ya'll fault Best Buy!
Damn, I was joking but yeah, @BestBuy's stock is in the toilet. Now I know why, terrible execution of their one job, selling shit.
What's even worse is I can't even login to my @BestBuy account now. They're like, "We're not giving you any evidence against us for our crimes, you think we're stupid, stupid?" So, yeah, I guess BestBuy is in some serious financial difficulty if they have to steal my measly $400.
Why the fuck is it so fucking difficult to make a goddamn Bluetooth printer? A printer shouldn't need to be "compatible" with an application, it should be a goddamn fucking printer!
I believe in strong protections for unborn life. And when they're born and in a movie theater? The gloves are off. #BabiesCanBeAssholesToo
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If he was acting as president and not as a candidate, why did he and Eastman file to intervene in the TX v PA lawsuit as a “candidate”, and why did he argue for immunity in Fulton County based on First Amendment grounds as a “candidate” for office?
To conservatives: If you celebrate Easter and you don’t want to think about Trans Day of Visibility on your Easter holiday, then here’s an idea: don't. Remember: the existence of other holidays or other religions or other people with other beliefs is not an affront to YOU.
If you don’t support genocide then you obviously hate America.
If you are anti-Israel, you are also anti-American! Simple as that.
Corporations say they were forced to raise prices. But their profits have skyrocketed since 2020. They hit a record high in Q4 2023. News flash: They used inflation as cover to get rich.
Donald Trump is now posting photos of the daughter of the judge overseeing his criminal case in New York.
This raving lunatic QAnon cultist will be voting in November. Make sure that you vote, too! 🗳️ #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
Q: What’s that about Trump that you love so much? Trump supporter: “He’s a godly man. He’s working for God…He really cares about us…God is on his side.”🤦♂️🤡 It's a cult.
Joe Biden, a devout Christian, goes to church every Sunday. Donald Trump is selling $60 branded Bibles to pay his legal fees incurred as a result of paying off a porn star he had sex with while his wife was pregnant. Guess which one the “evangelical Christians” support?
@StuntPanda @RENNSPORT_gg @Microsoft @Xbox @ForzaHorizon This did not age well lol. Windows Mixed Reality is now being closed down with no forseable VR support in the future. They're getting out of the VR game at the worst time.
This dude needs to run for president. Inject this speech into my veins.
I cannot get over the fact that the biggest actual sh*t-for-brains on this platform not only owns it but rigged the algorithm so that all his ignorant, media-illiterate, bigoted, borderline *drooling* posts would go viral and be shoved down the throats of educated serious people
This is the most murderous takedown I’ve seen by a Democrat in years.
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Stop indoctrinating our children. Let kids be kids.