Stock Photo Demon @StockPhotoDemon
Following this mysterious sentient being who has taken over stock photo imagery. If you spot him, share and tag with @StockPhotoDemon. He must be exposed! Joined May 2014-
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"Oh, you tried to put me in a new layer in Photoshop? Nice try, bitches. I'M STILL HERE! COME AT ME!!!"
Yes, I'm a doctor. Ask me your questions... now shhhh, take these pills... that's good... night, night............
"Hi, I'm a doctor. I'm really not an evil spawn sent to tyrannize stock photo databases and enslave humanity."
Look at him trying to blend in amongst other stock photo "businessmen" like we won't notice. Sneaky devil.
He's not a businessman. He's a business, man. And his business is to murder you and collect your soul.
Whatever you do, do not stare into @StockPhotoDemon's eyes. He feeds on your nightmares.
@StockPhotoDemon makes HAL 9000 look like a pussy.
He doesn't eat. Doesn't sleep. Doesn't dream. Here he is on a call with the mother ship. His work is never done.
Over-saturate the internet with his likeness so humans lose their facial-recognition abilities. Brilliant.
Sporting a more casual look. Don't fall for it; he's a self-aware cyborg whose mission is to end humanity.
"Brian Baker"? Try a faker fake name you demonic soothsayer. You can't hide in Russia forever! consultcommerce99.com/?page_id=1507&…
Maybe @StockPhotoDemon is a malicious virus planted by aliens. Or Al-Qaeda. Or Al-Qaeda aliens.
forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?… calls SPD the "Grand Chancellor of The Supreme Holy Empire of Imperial Avantia." Lies!!!
@StockPhotoDemon has infiltrated business meetings. Now they will be both boring and murderous. Do not trust it!
@StockPhotoDemon has now transcended the digital realm and entered our physical world. God help us.
This is beyond ubiquitous. This is total omnipresence.
Where did @StockPhotoDemon come from? Is he human? Android? What powers does he possess? Whats his favorite sandwich?
You can't escape @StockPhotoDemon He is everywhere and nowhere at once.
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