Stitch Definition @StitchDef
Photography, graphic design, & editing services for the fiber industry. Brought to you by Anne Podlesak & Elizabeth Green Musselman. Mostly the latter talking. stitchdefinition.org Joined January 2015-
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Spring 2016 Photo Sessions stitchdefinition.org/blog/2016/4/7/…
Images for Advertising - Part Two stitchdefinition.org/blog/2016/1/20…
Images for advertising stitchdefinition.org/blog/2015/12/2…
Summer into Fall Photo Shoots stitchdefinition.org/blog/2015/11/2…
Post-Production and Editing Photos stitchdefinition.org/blog/2015/10/2…
Summer Photos 2015 stitchdefinition.org/blog/2015/9/29…
How multiple columns can save your pattern stitchdefinition.org/blog/2015/9/12…
Photographing Children's Knitwear stitchdefinition.org/blog/2015/9/7/…
That is music to our ears, @knitlikecrazy. Both you and your lovely knit designs are a joy to work with.
Need a more professional website? Stitch Definition now offers affordable site design (incl shopping cart) & hosting. bit.ly/1MPLZik
@Knit_British @joeliskitchen Let us know what you're looking for, Louise, and if we can't do it, I'll refer you to someone who can.
Does your fiber business need a more professional web presence? We're now offering website design & hosting services! stitchdefinition.org/services/#alac…
Some great tips here about what to wear for a knit/crochet design photo shoot ... school.smugmug.com/Photography-Ti…
Stitch Definition is in the news on the KnitCliks site (top left item). Visit this new site for daily knitting news. knitcliks.com
Our new Portfolio page shows some of the photography & graphic design that we've proudly produced lately—come see! bit.ly/1Tkl2nQ
Favorite Photos from early 2015 stitchdefinition.org/blog/2015/7/6/…
Want to know what it's like to work w/us? @QuiltMoxie tells you her experience on her lovely podcast (starts min 26) youtube.com/watch?t=1867&v…
Very smart piece about what you need to be ready for if you want a career in knitwear design. x.com/lknits/status/…
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@abbyglassenberg This looks promising. I especially love that they require all of your products to be handmade.
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Stay tuned for possible scrimmage information coming up this weekend and/or next weekend! The coaches are working on it!
@yarnmovie @jimmykimmel @jimmykimmelLive @KnitDesign @sxsw @StitchDef Please take my ticket to this!
@StitchDef Thanks for the great post! I did this when I switched to Pages and it has made all the difference!
@joeliskitchen @darkmatterknits @StitchDef love the new logo. Makes me wonder if I need one?
Psst...if you go to joeliskitchen.com/retreats you'll can see my shiny new logo upgrade(s) courtesy of @darkmatterknits & @StitchDef
@Knit_British what do you need? I just used @StitchDef and am very happy with the result.
Shit people. I just bought some crocs. I am now a lady of a certain age. amazon.com/dp/B00HN0PDSO/…
Women in the 1930's owned an average of 9 outfits. Today, the average American buys 64 garments A YEAR...& ony wears 51% of what they own.
@ZaGraham @StitchDef I am working with them too! Can't wait to see what they do with my pieces.
I've been featured in the latest @Knitsymagazine!… makewisedesigns.com/2015/06/29/mwd…
@StitchDef @talesfromplain They are gorgeous, aren't they?!
More Delamere (500g/1150m - enough for a cardi!) coloured base a blend of BFL and Masham.
We remember Hermann Zapf, "designer whose letters are found everywhere" @nytimes x.com/nytimes/status…
His typeface designs are everywhere you look. Hermann Zapf has died at 96 nyti.ms/1JEX6JI
@knitlikecrazy I think I like being called brilliant. You were calling me brilliant too right?
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@vtknitboy if we could make electricity with the power of their whining we'd be set
Sometimes people ask me how things happen and the only response I can give is, "I live a weird shit life".