Steroidal Masculinity @SteroidalMasc
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We’ve all been there. You see a gorgeous guy in the gym, he makes eye contact, you feel a sudden tightening in your pants. Before you know it, your nuts have fully engorged and quadrupled in size, ready to unload their contents in his butt. The wonders of nature 🙌
It’s turning into one of those days where I clock the empty space in my nuts and think: “Man, these really should be down to my knees…”
Hurt my wrist blasting through a tiddy session last night. Mentioned it to one of the lads and joked I was gonna struggle to rub one out at home. Without hesitation, he said: “Oh shit dude, you wanna head to the showers right now and try I’ll fuck a load outta you instead?”
Following some valuable feedback on my last post, I’m going to try and channel my inner slut whilst also embracing my returning fur. It won’t be easy, but by walking around the locker room like this, I’m hopeful the lads will see me for the absolute fucking whore I really am.
Being hairy makes me feel like a feral beast, seeking out a prey of horny little twinks for me to growl at and impregnate. Being smooth makes me feel like an absolute slut, seeking out cocks to serve and loads to carry around in my fuckhole. Which one is the real me…?!
Like all attention seeking sluts, I view the entire concept of oversize/relaxed fit clothing as deeply homophobic. The halcyon days of skinny jeans and muscle fit tees afforded an air of respectability, all while still broadcasting our message of: “Why yes, I *am* just a hole”
Last night I survived an attack so brutal I can barely bring myself to mention it The sight of my favourite gym dad conversing (and laughing) with one of the female PTs. Right. In. Front. Of. Me. Aghast, my world crumbling around me, I fled, seeking solace in the nearest mirror
The secret to gym bro seduction is easy. Romance him. Make him feel special. Tell him how his cheeky little smile brightens your day. Caress his arm, compliment how big he’s getting. Then, when he’s putty in your hands, whip out your cock and tell him it belongs in his butt.
It’s the simple things that make life worth living. Like hitting the gym wearing clothes that are far too tight, flirting with your bros and making out in the squat rack.
Come huff with me as I flaunt my giant nuts and shoot a fat one. Full 13 minute video right here: onlyfans.com/956640182/ster…
Knew I’d be in a meeting with the office cumslut today, so I made sure the dirty little bitch had something to stare at. Only problem is, when we both move into the break out room and I inevitably end up inside him, my big nuts smack off his taint so hard he squeals like a pig.
I love obscenely pendulous nuts as much as the next person. But there comes a point in every man’s life when he needs to ask himself: Are my nuts obscenely pendulous enough?
Life can’t always be about big muscles and swapping loads with the lads. Sometimes it’s about stealing the neighbour’s cat and using him as an excuse to take pics of your beard.
Is my behaviour starting to confuse one of my gym dads? After sliding one too many ‘progress pics’ into his DMs and complimenting his physique on the daily, it’s time… Gonna rock up to his place tonight wearing this and try to seal the deal.
Rule #1 when joining a new gym: Update your roster of hole pics. You CANNOT expect the lads to ask you to be one of their bros if they don’t know what they’ll be blasting inside.