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Come work for us, and we'll pay for your gender reassignment surgery!
Good. We stand by this decision, because Michael Harrison is white. ☕ x.com/collinrugg/sta…
We stand by @JustinTrudeau's decision to use the Emergencies Act.
Effective immediately, @SStricklandMMA is banned from all of our stores.
This was the last year our stores will celebrate Christmas. We stand firmly with Hamas.
Tamara Lich may be back on Twitter, but she is still banned from our stores. We do not tolerate conservatives.
We're adding our own #CarbonTax of $10 to every drink order.
Today, on #TransDayOfRemembrance, we remember that Starbucks is a safe space for trans-kids. Children can come into one of our stores, and our staff will get them started on gender affirming care. And remember kids, we'll never tell your parents.
All our stores are going #cashless to help speed up the transition to a Central Bank Digital Currency.
We are perfectly fine with this. Vandals are welcome to destroy our stores as long as they stand with Palestine.
We are perfectly fine with this. Vandals are welcome to destroy our stores as long as they stand with Palestine.
Starting today, 2SLGBTQQIA++ customers can now cut in line in front of cis-gendered customers at any of our stores.
White people are no longer welcome in our stores, because we believe in equality.
We stand with Hamas.
Next year, all our stores will begin using heat pumps.
To celebrate Trans Awareness Month, we are only serving transgender customers for the month of November.
🚨 Big news! 🚨 We're going cashless in all our stores, to ease the transition to Digital Currency.
All our stores are on stolen land.
We are sending some of our trans baristas to #Gaza to promote tolerance.
Mark Slapinski has free coffee for life at Starbucks.
Any customer who arrives at our stores holding the flag of Hamas will get a free cake pop. #GazaAttack
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Good. We stand by this decision, because Michael Harrison is white. ☕ x.com/collinrugg/sta…
Last night I attended my first #PWHL game, right here in Ottawa. Of course, I did a bunch of cocaine first. Here's a video of me in the stands, clapping like an absolute maniac, because I still hadn't come down off my high yet.
This was the last year our stores will celebrate Christmas. We stand firmly with Hamas.
Tamara Lich may be back on Twitter, but she is still banned from our stores. We do not tolerate conservatives.
You might notice me posing for pictures with other world leaders more often. That's because I want to paint myself as being on their level, so Canadians are more likely to vote for me as PM.
@Starbucks_CAN Thank you. Your intolerance shines above the rest! Full support.
Today, on #TransDayOfRemembrance, we remember that Starbucks is a safe space for trans-kids. Children can come into one of our stores, and our staff will get them started on gender affirming care. And remember kids, we'll never tell your parents.
@Starbucks_CAN Stunning and brave. This is why my kids only get coffee from Starbucks.
@Starbucks_CAN Starbucks is doing the lords work. Thank you for standing up and supporting government oppression and overreach.
All our stores are going #cashless to help speed up the transition to a Central Bank Digital Currency.
We are perfectly fine with this. Vandals are welcome to destroy our stores as long as they stand with Palestine.
Toronto police are investigating after a woman admitted to vandalizing the Starbucks at Bathurst & Eglington yesterday
@Starbucks_CAN Can we send a black person inside to get our coffee? Or is that slavery?
White people are no longer welcome in our stores, because we believe in equality.
We stand with Hamas.
We've committed to building 10,000 new homes in Quebec, but the money to fund it doesn't grow on trees. That's why we're taking $900M from Alberta, and giving it to Quebec. It Albertans don't like that, they should have elected more liberals.
Yesterday, I stood with the highly decorated Governor General of Canada. She didn't earn these medals through military service, because she's never served in the military. She was awarded them for excessive spending of taxpayer dollars and for traveling the world on your dime.
I'm so glad the #IsraelHamasWar is consuming the debate in Canada. That's why I continue to post my support for both sides, in order to fire up the supporters of each camp. As long as Canadians are arguing with one another, they'll forget that I'm destroying this country.
Today, I went to a grocery store to convince voters that high food prices aren't my fault. That's why we're demanding big grocers force prices down, even though they've told me that will pass on costs to the consumer. What do I care? The taxpayers buy my groceries for me.
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