Adam Starodub @StarORock

Come for one-liners about sports, music, and life. Stay for the existential crisis. @obvious_shirts wave catapult operator. Chicago, IL Joined July 2020

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Adam Starodub @StarORock

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@DanhausenAD Gilbert would start calling himself Wally.

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@obvious_shirts

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🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 For a chance to win this Shaquille O'Neal 1994 Emotion N-Tense PSA 9 🤩 Like / Follow / Repost to Enter ♻️ Winner TBA Sunday 6/28 📢

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All the people bitching that this shouldn't be a triple are exposing that they don't know ball. Never breaks stride. Past 2B already on the throw home. It's not his fault they chose not to make a play on him.

MLB @MLB

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BRYCE HARPER TRIPLES TO COMPLETE THE CYCLE!

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@JoshReynolds24 900 feet of homer in one inning. Insane...

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This is fascinating and informative. Great stuff!

Fightful Wrestling @Fightful

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Raj Dhesi (Jinder Mahal) explains how WWE contracts work. (IG)

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@cody__cubs This did not age well.

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Sometimes it sucks to be right, but I'll take my $6.50 @DKSports

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It's Pete's world, we're just living in it. #Cubs @WatchMarquee

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@cody__cubs I thought going to Rolison was weird because he would have to face Vladdy, but he found a way to avoid it.

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@NorthsideFan_ Yeah, the bulk of "mistakes" PCA makes are balls other players wouldn't even have a chance to make a mistake on.

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@LiveWithRoman I think that's pretty much the plan with Mo going down. Seiya DH and Shaw in RF most days.

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a day ago

Can't believe Matt Shaw went hard left.

Chicago Cubs @Cubs

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TAKE ALL THE BASES, MATT.

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Adam Starodub @StarORock

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@PaddySwaggs @obvious_shirts Yeah, or him or Shaw ends up traded for something more useful.

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@ChiSoxFanMike In both my fantasy lineups today 💪

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@TJStats Misleading - shouldn't count Shohei's pitching WAR for this list.

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@LarryMayer That dang Vet turf! Loved Wendell as a kid.

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@amartinez_11 "First"

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Adam Starodub @StarORock

2 days ago

How many summers?

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BOOMER: “College is an investment.” ME: “Your degree cost $3,000. Mine costs $100,000.” BOOMER: “I paid mine off with a summer job.” ME: “That’s kind of the point.”