Your Fake Server @SmilingServer
I'm a server, bartender, slave, and mind-reader. I hate my tables as much as you do. Tennessee Joined August 2012-
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Renee Dolphin @renee_right
29 Followers 82 Following What you see is what you get. Mother of three beautiful children. I believe life is too short to stress over the little things, be kind, love life!
The Catalyst ™ @thecatalysttm
350 Followers 2K Following Bar AGM. living in the big city of Nash-vegas since december 2012. Sarcastic and Cynically hopeful. Love for all things funny, food, and booze.
Steven Geldrich @steven_geldrich
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Bar Bitch @AloysiusNoble
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